Guaranteed: Here's the Up-Coming Gushing Post-Commentary on Ryan Tonight"

[David Zephyr]

"He brings a youthful vitality to the Romney ticket."

"He just put the Democratic Party on notice that he's no Sarah Palin simpleton."

"He hit it out of the park tonight."

"He said exactly what he needed to say."

"He introduced himself tonight to America."

"He invigorated the base."

"He just won the mid-west."

"He will have a great appeal to women voters."

"He put women voters at ease with his positions on rape and abortion."

"He just delivered the Catholic vote to Romney."

"This just made the election even tighter."

Blah, blah, blah...

I'm sure I missed a few of the *brilliant" opinions that will be spoon-fed to the masses by the corporate media, but these are certain to be voiced.

Edited: My co-workers added a few.

[livetohike]

1. May he have the same fate as the previous GOP VP candidate

who was gushed over for months after her moment in the sun and is now the laughing stock of the world.

[bluestateguy]

2. Thank you Gloria Borger

and other overpaid "experts".

[David Zephyr]

3. LOL.

G-L-O-R-I-A.

[BumRushDaShow]

4. Touche!

[David Zephyr]

6. I'm sure there are others I've missed.

Thanks. We will all need barf bags close at hand when the media's solemn praise is dispensed to us.

[JBoy]

5. It's been scripted by the MSM.

Just like Ann Romney's "warm, humanizing portrayal of Mitt". Her role in the play was to add a human dimension to the robot Mitt.

Ryan's role is to be the "young, energetic, serious conservative". He's full of shit and over his head, but that's irrelevant. As an actor in the media's play, his character is preordained.