Tiedrich tweet; "...a twentyfourseven firehose of bullshit fucknuttery sprayed right into your face"

[Dennis Donovan]

Link to tweet

Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich

remember when the US presidency wasn't a twentyfourseven firehose of bullshit fucknuttery sprayed right into your face at all hours of the day and night? good fucking god please let's go back to having a president you barely ever had to think about unless it was important

3:22 PM - Jul 17, 2019

[dewsgirl]

1. I can remember a time I could go hours without checking my phone, now I check as often as I can.

I live in a constant state of dread that he is finally going to do something that will negatively affect us all. I have felt this way since Nov. 2016. All that was profoundly compounded, a little over a year ago when my 20yr old decided he was serious about joining the Air Force, he is very smart, and very anti-Trump. I desperately didn't want him to join with Trump being president. He joined last August and is doing very well, I feel better about it than before, knowing many believe he is a fool and some other things he has told me (maybe just to put me at ease). I am beyond proud of my son, but my anxiety is cranked up to 11, everything is so chaotic and unpredictable.

[LakeArenal]

5. Every morning I turn on MSNBC to see if he blew up the world while we slept

[dewsgirl]

6. I know right, me too.

[SammyWinstonJack]

25. Who doesn't?

[dewsgirl]

28. My husband, his friends could care less about politics. I guess at least they

aren't Trump supporters. They don't like him, but don't see the point in worrying about it. I wish I could be like that sometimes.

[maddiemom]

10. You too?

[LakeArenal]

11. You, three?

[maddiemom]

15. Yep.

[mnhtnbb]

16. I turn it on to see if he croaked during the night.

I await the day he is gone from this earth.

[3catwoman3]

26. Me, too. If that happens, I will crank up...

...Mama Cass singing "Dancin' In The Streets."

[dewsgirl]

29. +10000

[UpInArms]

51. That is my hope ... every morning

So far, I have been extremely disappointed by the lack of that particular report.

[gordianot]

17. I am listening for a loud bang followed followed by a strong wind.

I doubt the sirens will work or we will be issued a warning if good buddy Vlad is involved. I think it is more likely we will be occupied voluntarily or Donald will just sell it off. When your media is shut off or the electrical grid stops working that is most likely Donald and his handiwork.

[dewsgirl]

31. When my mind has gone there, I try my best to get my mind off of it. But I admit

I have worried about these scenarios. Especially the electrical grid.

[shanti]

35. ESPECIALLY the electrical grid!!

The idea of it going down nationwide makes my anxiety go through the roof. It's my biggest worry.

[dewsgirl]

38. Mine too. I remember the first time congress had a hearing right after he was inaugurated

The electric went off for maybe 20 seconds, I believe it may have been Sessions confirmation. I have always wondered how that happened, maybe it was nothing. Also Cspan started playing RT for a couple minutes out of nowhere. Little things like this always get my mind going.

[leftieNanner]

20. I check my phone while the coffee is brewing

First thing. Every morning. This is disgusting that we are in this position.

Every day I hope:

#1 He has had a massive and debilitating stroke. Not dead. Just a useless blob.

#2 That that blob hasn't started a war.

Never used to do this.

[Captain Zero]

49. Oh no not a stroke because they will stick him in a hidey hole and

Melania, Jarvanka, and Eric will divine his wishes for us...

[demigoddess]

45. Me too! I thought it was just my paranoia.

[LakeArenal]

46. Some from column A. And some from column 2.

[hibbing]

7. No drama Obama

I hear you, I dread checking my phone in the morning for news. Just when you think it cannot get worse, it does. I so miss those days of decency and not feeling like the America I know and love was collapsing before my eyes.


Peace

[KatyaR]

24. Exactly. Every time my phone goes off,

I instantly wonder if it's the end of the world as we know it....

[TwistedTinkerbelle]

33. I check here before I get out of bed...

There have been a number of days when I pulled the covers over my head and have had to work up enough courage to check MSNBC.

[blue neen]

2. Bullshit fucknuttery.

That about sums it up.

[hlthe2b]

3. He genuinely seems to read my thoughts each day...

[geardaddy]

4. K&R

Great imagery.

[Perseus]

8. Mr. Tiedrich is a consistent tweet winner, in my opinion

Very creative how he says so much in that little space.

[House of Roberts]

9. Wear a face shield?

It's an OSHA regulation one must always be wearing their PPE...

[maxsolomon]

12. The Firehose of Falsity is a Russian propaganda technique:

swamp the truth is a sea of bullshit.

This is where we are. In deep shit.

[Pepsidog]

13. Those were the good ol days.

[dewsgirl]

32. .......

[dalton99a]

14. Evict the asshole.

[CloudWatcher]

18. Gravitas

I remember talking about whether or not an individual had enough gravitas for the position. Now it seems as long as they're not a convicted felon it's fine (at least with the GOP and most of the MSM).

[orangecrush]

19. KICK

[Kid Berwyn]

21. If your brain is thinking about him, your brain isn't doing any thinking.

Trump is short fingered for “Spuh-Spurk Triple-D Bum” or ”Sadistic Psychotic Sociopathic Perverted Criminally Deranged Depraved Deviant Bankrupt Unstable Moron.”

[yonder]

36. I'm not sure what those are or what they might be used for.

Fireworks? Worst idea ever for a cannabis edible? Fish bait? Targets for plinking?

They even show that revolting chin-giner of his. What are they?

[Kid Berwyn]

39. Trump Truffles

https://deviantdesserts.com/products/trumples

They’ are a thing.

[calimary]

41. And you expect me to eat that?

EEEEEEUUUUUWWW!

[flying_wahini]

47. Bet they taste like bullshit. LOL!

[Ferrets are Cool]

22. Remember when our President endeared Respect?

Feels so long ago.

[Dem Dean]

23. Boring

Not your post. I'm talking about what I'd like our next president to be!

[CatMor]

27. Yes. ...please, please, please

[kimbutgar]

30. I wake wondering if he has nuked another country or started a war to get the heat off of himself.

I want to go back to not worrying about what the insane man is going to do to hurt people in My home state California.

[Scurrilous]

34. ...

[shanti]

37. The first thing I do when I open my eyes in the morning

is wonder what fresh hell he will put us through today. Every ding dang day. At least when I was working (I'm retired), there were many things to occupy my mind. Not so much anymore.

[warmfeet]

40. Certainly glad that impeachment is off of the table.

Defeated once again.

Let the good times roll.

For democracy.

[moondust]

42. Agree.

NOBODY needs this shit. Don't ever elect an empty, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing, malignant narcissist to the highest office in the land as there is no telling what he'll do next to try to keep the spotlight on him. Unfortunately, the media have a duty to report on that office no matter who is occupying it in order to keep voters informed about what that person is doing with the public's resources and trust.

[CaptYossarian]

43. The tweet must be in support of Yang or Hickenlooper.

I hardly think about them right now.

[markbark]

44. Douglas Adams' prescience:

Trump is exACTly what Douglas Adams was talking about in HHGTTG:

“The President in particular is very much a figurehead — he wields no real power whatsoever. He is apparently chosen by the government, but the qualities he is required to display are not those of leadership but those of finely judged outrage. For this reason the President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it. On those criteria Zaphod Beeblebrox is one of the most successful Presidents the Galaxy has ever had — he has already spent two of his ten presidential years in prison for fraud.”

[KPN]

48. Lol!!!! + a zillion

[yardwork]

50. Amen!

[BlueJac]

52. K&R

[nolabear]

53. Well that earned him a follow.