Alan Dershowitz Touts 'Perfect Sex Life' During Fox News Appearance

[DonViejo]

By Connor MannionJul 19th, 2019, 12:01 am

Lawyer Alan Dershowitz touted his “perfect sex life” during an appearance on Laura Ingraham’s Fox News show, and escalating an ongoing feud with lawyer David Boies.

“I have had sex with one woman since the day I met Jeffrey Epstein. I challenge David Boies to say under oath that he’s only had sex with one woman during that same period of time. He has an abnormal amount of chutzpah to attack me and challenge my perfect, perfect sex life during the relevant period of time,” Dershowitz said Thursday. “He’s doing it for money.”

Ingraham noted Boies is currently suing Dershowitz for defamation.

Both men are sparring due to their roles in the ongoing investigation into billionaire and accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Dershowitz was on the team of lawyers who helped secure the so-called sweetheart non-prosecution agreement for Epstein, while Boies is representing a number of Epstein’s accusers.

Epstein is currently facing federal charges in New York and has pleaded not guilty.

“I’m going to beat him and I’m going to beat him bad,” Dershowitz said of Boies.

video
https://www.mediaite.com/news/alan-dershowitz-touts-perfect-sex-life-during-fox-news-appearance/

-------------------------------------------------------

Alan Dershowitz Boasting of His ‘Perfect, Perfect Sex Life’ Gets Brutally Mocked by Twitter

By Colby HallJul 19th, 2019, 6:29 am

Alan Dershowitz is not just a famed Harvard Law professor known for defending American citizens like O.J. Simpson and Jeffrey Epstein. He is also proud to admit his “perfect sex life” during a live television appearance Thursday night on Fox News’ The Ingraham Angle.

-snip- several paragraphs reporting what he said and comments from Laura Ingraham, as above.

It’s not every day that a regular cable news contributor feels the need to brag about his sexual prowess, but here we are. Unpredictably, wise-ass Twitter went all wise-ass Twitter, and some of the results were funny enough to share on this august Mediaite web page. Please enjoy!

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Full article
https://www.mediaite.com/tv/alan-dershowitz-boasting-of-his-perfect-perfect-sex-life-gets-brutally-mocked-by-twitter/

[uponit7771]

1. If dershowitz was innocent he'd keep his mouth shut, his statements sound qualifying and strange

[Mike Nelson]

2. Somehow I can't picture him...

… having a perfect sex life for that period of time. I think he's a liar.

[MaryMagdaline]

3. No more. We've suffered enough

[Autumn]

4. The panic and flop sweat rolls off him in waves.

[marble falls]

5. I would never in a million years thought I'd be called on to contemplate ...

any aspect of Alan Dershowitz's perfect, perfect sex life. And its not pleasant, my brain wants to vomit into its mouth.

What a comical pile of beyond satire has one of the left's strongest defenders in the 60's and '70's descended.

I think the Dersh protests too much. This icky disgusting stuff has really attached itself to him.

[CatMor]

6. Ugh .... I think what Dershowitz is saying is ..

he had a perfect sex life with himself.

[smirkymonkey]

7. I really thought this was going to be an Onion article.

Will this be the title of his new book? "My Perfect, Perfect Sex Life" by Alan "Crazy Underpants" Dershowitz.

I really do not want the image of this guy having sex with anyone in my mind today. Or at all, ever.

[PA Democrat]

8. Methinks thou dost protest too much, Alan.

I wonder if his significant other would characterize their sex life as "perfect, perfect."

[Brainfodder]

9. perfect?

Made me laugh because it includes same person, that eliminates perfection!

I'd explain, but that's far too personal and graphic for the internet.