Owning The Libs By Selling Trump Campaign...Straws

[DonViejo]

By Kate Riga
July 19, 2019 8:28 am

Of all the President Donald Trump merchandise available on his reelection campaign website, one product really sucks: straws.

“Liberal paper straws don’t work,” reads the product description. “STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP and buy your pack of recyclable straws today.”

The ten-pack of straws, which can be yours for the low, low price of $15.00 (plus tax and shipping) are — literally just plain red plastic straws with the word “Trump” stamped on the side.

If there was ever any doubt, let it hereby be laid to rest — Trump is a straw man.

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https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-campaign-straws-2020-election

[Wounded Bear]

1. Moichandising...

[kimbutgar]

2. You are really being grafted if you buy straws that can cost you $1 at the dollar store

Please fat donnie supporters throw your money away and be grifted massively!

[lapfog_1]

3. reminds me of these idiots

and their "rolling coal" stupidity

[Celerity]

9. I hope those fuckers end up with a brick meets window problem

[Skidmore]

4. Datum, they're ignorant. nt

[Aristus]

5. Make sense. They all want to suck on Trump.

[0rganism]

6. recyclable straws? what cuck bullshit is that?

every Real MAGAt knows you throw straws away. in the garbage. straight to our highly sustainable landfills.

recycling is for libtards, right?

<-- it's necessary these days

[Retrograde]

7. There's one born every minute (nt)

[William769]

8. He is fills the role of cowardly lion quite well.

[Blue Owl]

10. Hope they're coated with Chinese toxins

n/t

[Flaleftist]

11. Go ahead. Start using reusable straws. That will teach us.