Trump just said we have no written agreement with the UK.

[Mr.Bill]

Yes, he really said that. I guess he thinks that whole NATO thing is just a handshake deal.

[underpants]

1. Does he have one with Putin?

[Dennis Donovan]

2. ...written in hooker urine. n/t

[underpants]

3. LMAO

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Except for these:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:United_Kingdom%E2%80%93United_States_treaties

[tirebiter]

5. I would hope we still have their surrender somewhere

In case they try and raise tea taxes again.

[duforsure]

6. Countries should do the same to him

And change all agreements he has with his businesses in their countries.