Queen Elizabeth Moving to Canada
LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—Queen Elizabeth II is moving to Canada “immediately” and should take up full-time residence there by the end of the week, Buckingham Palace confirmed on Tuesday.
The Queen offered no reason for the move, but the palace indicated that she had been packing her bags for the past several weeks.
In a sign that the Queen’s decision is irrevocable, the palace revealed that her beloved corgis had already been flown to Toronto.
In a brief farewell statement to the British people, the Queen explained why she had chosen Canada as her new home. “We speak the language, and our picture’s on the money there,” she said.
She said that she had “no regrets” about abdicating the throne to her son, Charles. “At this point, there’s nothing he can do to make the U.K. more messed up than it already is,” she said.
Short article, no more at link: 
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/queen-elizabeth-moving-to-canada
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isn't a fan of Boris. Too bad the UK didn’t learn from our “example”. 
Russian influence somewhere along the line? I must admit I don’t know very much about what really happened here...what was happening here was/is overwhelming.
Keep flying the tRump baby balloon UK! 
Since we know that it's long been Putin's aim to cause disruption in both Europe and the U.S. 
And I want to see that balloon following Trump wherever he goes!
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