Wait just a minute - what's that on either side of Paul Ryan's head???!!!

[LynneSin]

I thought teleprompters were unamerican like Canadian Healthcare and Off-shore Bank Accounts.

Yet there he is - Paul Ryan standing between two teleprompters

What a *)#%)(* hypocrite!!!

[cilla4progress]

1. "Boy Wonder"

I hate the way he acts like a self-conscious Boy Wonder. He's so transparent.

"If I just stare at you with my big blue eyes I can get into your pants..." kind of a look.

[Oilwellian]

7. OK

That gave me the shivers.

[cilla4progress]

9. I've seen that look before...

it's been awhile. 8-9th grade, I'd say.

[jsr]

2. Same with Queen Ann's speech

[Ganja Ninja]

3. It's the only way he can keep all the lies straight.

[Xyzse]

4. I still think he looks like this guy...

Just make him blonde, and that's it.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

5. plastic surgery scars.

Oh, wait. that was rmoney.

I know! Because this is a lock and load convention, maybe that's just kevlar to provide protection from angry Paul Ryan supporters.

[porphyrian]

6. Those are actually bullet proof shields.

Every world leader who someone might shoot has them up. There is a teleprompter, just not in this picture.

[KansDem]

8. Maybe they're aliens...

Kinda like these guys...



Take us to your leader
You mean, Mitt?
No, your real leader...

[MrMickeysMom]

10. No... they're fans blowing his "widow's peak" in place

[Chorophyll]

11. Much like adultery, homosexuality, and nude drunken swimming in the Sea of Galilee...

teleprompters are IOKIYAR.