This is a real thing...*GULP*

[Soph0571]

Starts in Russia. Check
Lectures on hating everyone other than Russians and White Evangelicals. Check
Provides booze?!?! Check, but not very Christian
Getting ripped off. Check
Getting indoctrinated. Check

What not to love if you are a far right evangelical knob.

[lame54]

1. When the captain asked me how Huckabee ended up overboard I said...

"I don't know. He must have slipped on some Santorum."

[mercuryblues]

8. Bazinga

[Blue Owl]

18. And it was hard to spot him in the frothy wake...

n/t

[The Polack MSgt]

26. Ahahaha

[empedocles]

33. Whoa!

[imanamerican63]

2. .......

[3catwoman3]

3. I feel sea sick without being on board.

[captain queeg]

4. How much does it pay?

Oh wait, I think they want people to pay them?

[brush]

14. Yep, you know these two out-of-office hustlers have got a piece of the gate or they wouldn't be...

wasting their time.

[TheBlackAdder]

20. Most low-class whores charge two bits. I'd say it pays them two bits each!

[Dennis Donovan]

5. Paging Kapitnleutnant Schwieger...

[Newest Reality]

6. I'll bet

Crucifixion Disco Night and the Flogging Comedy Club are exciting though and worth the price.

I hope they all remember to ask for the secret, Santorum sauce on their Huckabee hotdogs. That's a real treat.

[BigmanPigman]

7. Is Sarah going to be the singing show tunes in the lounge?

as the opening act for the evening's entertainment?

[democratisphere]

9. The phony evangelical Hate Boat.

Let the Master Haters show you how it's done.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

10. There's never a Legionnaires outbreak when you really need one.

[Initech]

11. It's the haaaaaaaaate booooooooat.... disgusting and oooooooooooooooold!!!!

[BlueMTexpat]

12. That would be hell on earth

for me!

Btw: my husband and I visited Helsinki in June and then toured through Sweden, Denmark and Norway later that month. It was wonderful and so nice to see societies that have not only taken in proportionately higher numbers of refugees from conflict areas than many European countries, but are thriving, successful, healthy and happy.

I doubt that this particular group will find much sympathy there, although people will likely be much too polite to say so.

[lpbk2713]

13. I feel sorry for the staff.

Rethugs are notoriously lousy tippers.

[Hotler]

15. Join us for Whity Fest on the high seas.

where you don't have tip the colored wait staff. WOOOOOO! Bring you bible and your gun. WOOOOO!

edit to add this;

[2naSalit]

16. A product of

Steve Bannon's globe trotting the past 20 months?

Why is he still not in prison?

[Blue Owl]

17. The floating turdliner

n/t

[Recursion]

19. Only a small fraction of Christian denominations require teetotalling (nt)

[ProudLib72]

21. Iran, if you're listening...

[VOX]

22. Ship of Fools.

I’d rather be a stowaway in Titanic steerage than in that barge full of right-wing dysentery.

[crazytown]

25. Ship of fools

'you will pay tomorrow'

[Clash City Rocker]

30. Alternately

Ship of fools, on a cruel sea
Ship of fools, sail away from me
It was later than I thought when I first believed you
Now I cannot share your laughter, ship of fools

[RhodeIslandOne]

23. Moscow Mike and Russia Rick

Two more bought and paid for Vlad stooges just like Donnie Dumpkopf and the rest.

[crazytown]

24. Stockholm syndrome

[KY_EnviroGuy]

27. Hate Boat instead of Love Boat.

......................

[Takket]

28. i'll take my chances in the life boat

[Ohiogal]

29. Don't show me these things

Right before I eat dinner!

[Freethinker65]

31. Titanic rapture? Why not an ark??

[keithbvadu2]

35. Maybe the rapture has already happened... and they are still here with us.

[Kurt V.]

32. Its world wide. pretty important

[magicarpet]

34. Huck & Frothy sail off with their Buybulls and checkbooks to buy Greenland for God Emperor trDump.

[keithbvadu2]

36. And a lifesized cardboard poster of Trump to take pictures with... from Trump University.

And a lifesized cardboard poster of Trump to take pictures with... from Trump University.

[Victor_c3]

37. If I had $4k to spend on this, I would

I’m 39, recently divorced, and have more money than sense. It’d be quite the experience. I might be able to hookup with some of those loose republican ladies! They’d love to have a very liberal combat veteran like me on board, I’m sure.

I’m only partly joking...

[live love laugh]

38. Suckabee is a more fitting name. nt

[NCLefty]

39. Santorum is finally a seaman. He's ready to be raptured out someone's butt.