Prez got his 'Do touched up

[Demovictory9]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/20/politics/donald-trump-jewish-americans-democrat-disloyalty/index.html

[spanone]

1. I bet he spends more time on his hair than he does presidentin'

[Poiuyt]

2. His hair causes problems wherever he goes

Trump had once been close to the Scottish government. In 2008, the Scottish National Party (SNP) administration stepped in to ensure the golf development went ahead after Aberdeenshire Council had rejected r planning permission.

By April 2012, however, Trump was a deeply divisive figure in his mother’s native land. When he arrived to give evidence, the scene outside the normally sedate Holyrood parliament resembled a fiery political rally. Crowds of placard-wielding anti-wind farm activists chanted “there’s only one Donald Trump”. Environmentalists booed loudly. The reality TV star smirked and waved.

Inside the parliament the scenes were equally chaotic. One of Trump’s bodyguards triggered a security scare when a suspicious canister was spotted strapped to his hip. It turned out to be hairspray.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/us/when-donald-trump-accused-a-scottish-politician-of-blasphemy-1.2857957

[elleng]

5. LOL!!!

[elleng]

3. "yet another example of Donald Trump continuing to weaponize and politicize anti-Semitism."

[Control-Z]

4. His hair is the exact shade of

the yellow chair he's sitting on, for Christ's sake. Ugh.

[smirkymonkey]

6. What does he see when he looks in the mirror?

I wonder? Is his vision impaired? Can he not see the unnatural colors of his hair and skin? Doesn't he realize how hideous and obese he is? Or how ill-fitting his clothes are? Or is his brain just so drug-addled that he just doesn't care?

Still, you would think that Ivanka or Melania would give him a head's up and try to give him a nudge in the right direction so that he didn't look so clownishly ridiculous.

Doesn't he see the images by the cartoonists? Sure they are slight exaggerations, but they are poking fun at his most glaring physical weaknesses. Maybe he has some kind of reverse dysmorphic body disorder, where he actually sees a gorgeous person staring back at him in the mirror when the truth is quite the opposite.

[Shaddox]

8. If he's like me, he sees Brad Pitt. The difference between me and Shitface

Is that I acknowledge that this a passing delusion.

[llmart]

11. I read an article one time in Psychology magazine (I think that's where I read it)...

that said when most older men look in the mirror they think they look better than they really do. But when older women look in the mirror they think they look worse than they really do.

Or something along that vein. It always stuck with me. I can only imagine that if a man is a supreme narcissist, then he thinks he REALLY looks better than he does.

I actually think this hair color looks closer to urine colored.

[smirkymonkey]

14. Hah! That would explain a lot!

I have heard his hair described as cotton candy spun out of hooker piss. Gross, I know! I didn't make it up, just repeating it but it really does look like that! :puke"

[llmart]

21. Oh, you just know you want to run your hands through it.

You might need a rake if that's the case.

Eeewwwww is right!

[smirkymonkey]

22. Ugh! It would probably be like running your hands through fiberglass insulation.

He's so incredibly disgusting!

[Demovictory9]

9. why doesn't he spring for a pricey hair person that will do a more natural color?

[Control-Z]

16. The daughter wife claims the reason

Trumpty Dumpty's (Thanks to DUer iluvtennis for the name. I kind of stole it without asking.) hair is yellow is because he won't sit long enough for the full color to set. Sounds reasonable (kind of).

I think he likes the attention he's gets from it. He's so afraid he'll disappear.

[Demovictory9]

27. ok. makes sense. No professional would purposely color to that shade

[Vinca]

7. Anyone remember Gorgeous George? Seems he's come back to life as the Fool In Chief.

[marble falls]

10. Donnie Two Scoops of Lemon Sherbet does have a certain ring to it.

[kimbutgar]

12. I just want to find the person who does his hair and have them kidnapped

Can you imagine how awful he’d look with his natural bald hair?

[MustLoveBeagles]

13. Honestly if he just shaved it all off he would look better

Or at least normal. Same for that ridiculous fake tan.

[Control-Z]

18. Yeah, but...

He's got what I imagine is a huge scar on his head from scalp reduction surgery. Now THAT would be ugly.

[MustLoveBeagles]

20. Your right.

I forgot about that. Oh well. There goes that idea.

[smirkymonkey]

15. Can you imagine what he looks like when he gets out of the shower in the morning?

Ewwwwwww! *shudder*

[MustLoveBeagles]

17. Gross

I try really hard NOT to. For that unwanted visual you get a two beer penalty.

[smirkymonkey]

19. Ok, I'll take it.

I deserve it. Hell, I need it!

[MustLoveBeagles]

24. I'm glad you took my comment in the spirit it was intended

[kimbutgar]

28. That's an image I didn't want to get in my mind!

UGHHHHHH! They used to have a vomit smilies that’s gone now.

[912gdm]

23. Urine luck!

said his colorist

[MustLoveBeagles]

25. LOL

[Blue Owl]

26. Oh he's douched up alright

n/t