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milestogo

(23,288 posts) Wed Aug 21, 2019, 09:23 AM Aug 2019

No deal with Denmark on Greenland! What country should Trump buy instead?

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No deal with Denmark on Greenland! What country should Trump buy instead? (Original Post) milestogo Aug 2019 OP

Texas? Lochloosa Aug 2019 #1

Florida is more like it. marble falls Aug 2019 #5

He already owns part of FL so would want to branch out to other areas. lark Aug 2019 #8

I was just rattling lochloosa'a chain. I don't care what other country he buys ... marble falls Aug 2019 #17

If I tell him my state is not for sale, will he stay away? Lochloosa Aug 2019 #20

Whatever you do, please keep Texas out of it! We got enough jugheads in government... marble falls Aug 2019 #21

One of the other three Mexicos. Hugin Aug 2019 #2

I'm thinking a planet but he has to agree to go and colonize it. marble falls Aug 2019 #3

How about Fantasy Land philf99 Aug 2019 #4

Canada, of course. I'm surprised he hasn't already. Hortensis Aug 2019 #6

Poland . . . . Iliyah Aug 2019 #7

Nambia. gibraltar72 Aug 2019 #9

ROFLMAO! Amimnoch Aug 2019 #11

Narnia lagomorph777 Aug 2019 #23

Full statehood for Puerto Rico!!! Amimnoch Aug 2019 #10

The Moon! I say, the Moon! machoneman Aug 2019 #12

I've got a bridge to sell him. C_U_L8R Aug 2019 #13

Bowling Green underpants Aug 2019 #14

NO! Bayard Aug 2019 #19

Even after the massacre? lagomorph777 Aug 2019 #24

Paraguay Kid Berwyn Aug 2019 #15

Exclusive island properties in the Maldives! Beautiful waterfront views pecosbob Aug 2019 #16

The Republic of Fredonia... First Speaker Aug 2019 #18

Russia? imanamerican63 Aug 2019 #22

Lochloosa

(16,826 posts)

1. Texas?

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Wed Aug 21, 2019, 09:25 AM

Aug 2019

marble falls

(73,061 posts)

5. Florida is more like it.

Reply to Lochloosa (Reply #1)

Wed Aug 21, 2019, 09:30 AM

Aug 2019

lark

(26,134 posts)

8. He already owns part of FL so would want to branch out to other areas.

Reply to marble falls (Reply #5)

Wed Aug 21, 2019, 09:35 AM

Aug 2019

That's why Greenland was picked, place he can golf when Maralggard is covered up by the rising ocean. He knows it's real, just protecting himself and his other reich wing oligarchs from the costs in advance of the real happenings.

marble falls

(73,061 posts)

17. I was just rattling lochloosa'a chain. I don't care what other country he buys ...

Reply to lark (Reply #8)

Wed Aug 21, 2019, 10:58 AM

Aug 2019

so long as he has to go there to live.

Lochloosa

(16,826 posts)

20. If I tell him my state is not for sale, will he stay away?

Reply to marble falls (Reply #5)

Wed Aug 21, 2019, 01:08 PM

Aug 2019

marble falls

(73,061 posts)

21. Whatever you do, please keep Texas out of it! We got enough jugheads in government...

Reply to Lochloosa (Reply #20)

Wed Aug 21, 2019, 02:14 PM

Aug 2019

here already!!!!

Hugin

(38,053 posts)

2. One of the other three Mexicos.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Wed Aug 21, 2019, 09:26 AM

Aug 2019

Probably pretty cheap...

marble falls

(73,061 posts)

3. I'm thinking a planet but he has to agree to go and colonize it.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Wed Aug 21, 2019, 09:29 AM

Aug 2019

philf99

(275 posts)

4. How about Fantasy Land

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Wed Aug 21, 2019, 09:30 AM

Aug 2019

One of my favorite quotes from the movie Back to School with Rodney Dangerfield

Hortensis

(58,785 posts)

6. Canada, of course. I'm surprised he hasn't already.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Wed Aug 21, 2019, 09:32 AM

Aug 2019

Right next door, prosperous, lots of empty land for golf courses, perceived as all white and exceptions needn't count, mostly English speaking and at least French isn't a *-hole language, and they're a nice, tidy nation, wouldn't be surprised if they were already keeping their forests raked.