No deal with Denmark on Greenland! What country should Trump buy instead?

[milestogo]

[Lochloosa]

1. Texas?

[marble falls]

5. Florida is more like it.

[lark]

8. He already owns part of FL so would want to branch out to other areas.

That's why Greenland was picked, place he can golf when Maralggard is covered up by the rising ocean. He knows it's real, just protecting himself and his other reich wing oligarchs from the costs in advance of the real happenings.

[marble falls]

17. I was just rattling lochloosa'a chain. I don't care what other country he buys ...

so long as he has to go there to live.

[Lochloosa]

20. If I tell him my state is not for sale, will he stay away?

[marble falls]

21. Whatever you do, please keep Texas out of it! We got enough jugheads in government...

here already!!!!

[Hugin]

2. One of the other three Mexicos.

Probably pretty cheap...

[marble falls]

3. I'm thinking a planet but he has to agree to go and colonize it.

[philf99]

4. How about Fantasy Land

One of my favorite quotes from the movie Back to School with Rodney Dangerfield

[Hortensis]

6. Canada, of course. I'm surprised he hasn't already.

Right next door, prosperous, lots of empty land for golf courses, perceived as all white and exceptions needn't count, mostly English speaking and at least French isn't a *-hole language, and they're a nice, tidy nation, wouldn't be surprised if they were already keeping their forests raked.

[Iliyah]

7. Poland . . . .

[gibraltar72]

9. Nambia.

[Amimnoch]

11. ROFLMAO!

Coffee choking moment there. Thank you!

[lagomorph777]

23. Narnia

[Amimnoch]

10. Full statehood for Puerto Rico!!!

[machoneman]

12. The Moon! I say, the Moon!

[C_U_L8R]

13. I've got a bridge to sell him.

Cash upfront.

[underpants]

14. Bowling Green

[Bayard]

19. NO!

I gotta live here!

[lagomorph777]

24. Even after the massacre?

[Kid Berwyn]

15. Paraguay

Bushes and Moonies just love the location.

[pecosbob]

16. Exclusive island properties in the Maldives! Beautiful waterfront views

and seeing as how you're not concerned with all that fake news about rising sea levels from global warming, you can get a really great deal today!

[First Speaker]

18. The Republic of Fredonia...

...it would be a perfect spot for him to retire to...

[imanamerican63]

22. Russia?

Oh wait, Russia owns Trump already!