Here is how it will go down with Dump and Dorian

[SHRED]

Mar-a-Lardo gets hit by Hurricane Dorian.

People laugh and cheer.

He finds a way to illegally scam our tax dollars for repairs and much more.

Nothing gets prosecuted.
He faces zero consequences.

[madaboutharry]

1. I was thinking the same thing.

Trump is going to scheme a way to get the government to pay for all the repairs to his properties that get damaged. No doubt he'll add on repairs that were needed before the hurricane.

Before he is anything else, he is a Con Man.

[Zorro]

4. It's his insurance company that will pay

New roof? Check.

New windows? Check.

Repair walls? Check.

Replace landscaping? Check.

[lame54]

5. He'll drain Fema to rebuild bigger than ever

[captain queeg]

2. He'll inflate the property value, take the government dollars for repairs

And do as little as possible of a cosmetic fix, then sell it. Might be harder this time to sell it to a Russian though.

[Sugar Smack]

3. Or, he'll just DENY it ever happened.

"Everything's fantastic, couldn't be better! Dorian completely missed us here!" & a crumbling Fellini set in the background.