If any of Trump's properties are flooded or damaged

[Mr.Bill]

by the hurricane, in the coming weeks people need to drive past them and throw a roll of paper towels over the fence.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Absolutely!

[not_the_one]

2. He will be the first in line for FEMA assistance

just like when applied for the grant assistance after 9/11...

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. Trump's North American properties;

Not all are 100% ownership

https://www.curbed.com/maps/donald-trump-real-estate-properties

[Mr.Bill]

6. I'm sure even the ones he does own

are mortgaged for far more than they are worth.

[at140]

8. I gotta admit......

those properties are gorgeous. Especially the golf courses since I have been an avid golfer all my life.

[bdamomma]

4. that is why he is at

Camp David. NY hates him.

[at140]

5. Don't care about Trump's properties flooded, insurance will cover those

but how about Trump himself flooded since he is too fat & old to swim much distance.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Fat is buoyant.

[at140]

10. Hey...stop talking about

my ex-wife lol. She could swim easily with her head out of water without much effort. I have to peddle like crazy just to stay afloat.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. After collecting an inflated insurance payout, he'll bill the government

for the repairs.

[Turbineguy]

11. Chances are Trump will charge the taxpayers

for damages/loss of revenue.

Being president is all about easy money.