Trump: "Congratulations to @seanhannity for being the number one shoe on Cable Television!"

[Miles Archer]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Has anyone noticed that the top shows on @foxnews and cable ratings are those that are Fair (or great) to your favorite President, me! Congratulations to @seanhannity for being the number one shoe on Cable Television!

8:15 AM · Aug 31, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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Tony Posnanski
@tonyposnanski
Replying to @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews and @seanhannity

Fuck you and your shoe.

8:26 AM · Aug 31, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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[underpants]

1. Conversely, he's the #1 ahole too

But Tucker is giving him a run for his money.

[Miles Archer]

6. Oh, Tucker wears that crown.

Haniity's the asshole at the corner bar, the Cliff Claven from "Cheers," easily ignored.

But Carlson was the kid in school most likely to receive a daily wedgie. Hannity has a cocky faux-arrogance, a manufactured tough guy, but Carlson has a shrill, whiny sense of privilege that could only come from the product of a family that made a fortune selling TV dinners.

[underpants]

12. I call him The Confused Muppet

My daughter cracks up at him - my folks watch his show (Fox News all day) and when she has a week with my mom the trip home always includes a discussion of Tucker.

[luvtheGWN]

21. Do they also watch Sheppard Smith?

I thought he was the only one who is allowed to speak the truth on Faux Snooze. Or is that the time they eat their dinner?

[underpants]

30. They probably have it on

but I think that’s usually nap time.

[olegramps]

48. FOX will be remembered as an evil dissemination of racism, division and hatred just like the Nazis.

They are writing their name in indelible capitals along side the most notorious propagandists in all history. They are leaving their children and grandchildren a legacy of shame. They are so blinded by their hatred that they are oblivious to fact they will be held in infamy for all time. They will be considered as being in the same vain as despicable men who ever scandalized their profession. They are in the same class of those who protected the likes of Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Mao who were pathetic subhuman beings without a shred of decency.

[bronxiteforever]

2. I spit my coffee out on that tweet! K&R

[TheBlackAdder]

52. The dolt event asked a question using an exclamation point.

[marble falls]

3. Even Donnie Two Scoops thinks Hannity is a heel.

[tanyev]

4. Mule, Russian boot, or Flip flop?

[BBG]

7. Most likely a scandal

I mean sandal.

[BBG]

8. No, a scandal sounds right

But plurals and a whole closet full to boot. Scandals not boots.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. He's getting the boot soon.

Adidas, muchacho.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

29. It's "Adios, Motherfucker"

According to the late great, George Carlin.

[underpants]

13. Oh no

Knot this again

[LessAspin]

5. More of a heel than a shoe...

[GoCubsGo]

10. Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

There's a potentially devastating storm barreling toward this country. The Southwest is frying. There's an epidemic of mosquito-borne disease. The economy is starting to circle the bowl. But, he only cares about fucking Hannity and fucking cable ratings??? A pox on everyone who is allowing this useless syphilitic fuckstick to squat in our White House.

[Ilsa]

33. I love that recorded clip on The Stephanie Miller Show.

A guy yells, "Shut the (bleep) up, Donnie!"

Hey, wait, are you that guy?

[GoCubsGo]

38. I love it, too!

I believe it comes from "The Big Lebowski." It's the only response I have anymore when that cretin opens his yap.

[spanone]

11. Another mis-spelling....'the number one SHIT on Cable Television'

[yardwork]

14. But Biden's gaffes....

[usaf-vet]

47. Biden might have gaffes but he is not likely to start a nuclear war to stop a hurricane.

If the hurricane approaches the site for the G7 conference in 2020 no telling what tRump will do cash in on h̶i̶s̶ ...Putin's G7 comeback tour.

[cyclonefence]

15. Actually (ducking)

I think our Least Favorite President was trying to make a joke. Ed Sullivan famously used to say "a really big shoe;" this was the line guys like Rich Little used to immediately identify Sullivan. The trouble is that only those of us in Trump's age group will get the "joke" and he will come out with more injured airs about how we should all get a sense of humor.

[TreasonousBastard]

19. Maybe it's just that the "e" is right next to the "w"...

and some people don't bother to check before sending.

[PJMcK]

20. Trump is not Ed Sullivan

Besides, look at your keyboard: the "E" is right next to the "W." Clearly, Trump mistyped yet again. He's so great he doesn't have to proofread before hitting send. (snark)

In any event, Trump is an idiot.

[smirkymonkey]

16. He is SUCH a dick!

And so is Hannity. All he cares about are his ratings and the size of his crowds. He really thinks this is all just a big reality TV show with him as the star. He doesn't give a damn about what else is going on in the world or how much he is fucking it up. It's all a big joke to him.

[dalton99a]

22. +1. People with size issues

[smirkymonkey]

26. Ewww!

[PCIntern]

31. Jesus H Kerist..

I won’t need to eat for the rest of the day

[Ilsa]

34. I don't know, I tend to eat when I'm stressed like that.

[GoCubsGo]

39. Oh, for gawds sakes.

I just ate breakfast.

Jeezus. Ain't enough brain bleach in the world to wipe that sight out of my head.

[Farmer-Rick]

17. When idiot psychopaths tweet

That statement: "those that are Fair (or great) to your favorite President, me!" Is a slice of stupid and crazy selfish.

He fails to grasp the proper use of the English language. He was trying to imply shows that treat him fairly do better...So, why didn't he just say that? Because his stupidity prevents it.

Why the capitalization of "fair"? He wants to emphasize it but he's too stupid to figure out another way beside capitalization to do it. Then he changes what he is describing in the parentheses. He was describing the shows but being a psychopath he suddenly realizes he's talking about NOT him. So being lazy stupid, he adds the way overused and meaningless adjective "great" referring now to himself.

Being a psychopath, he claims he's our favorite president. But being stupid, he thinks most people won't understand he is saying he's the favorite. So, he adds "me" after the self agrandozing.

He is the perfect example of what it takes to be successful in a capitalist economy.....nothing, just inherit.

[Botany]

18. We are gonna have a really big shoe tonight

[mia]

23. The late, great Ed Sullivan.

[SCVDem]

42. That's where we saw The Beatles, Elvis and The Doors!

He is still with us every night on Colbert's intro.

[dalton99a]

24. +1. "I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee it."

[New Breed Leader]

25. LOL @ Betty Bowers response

Link to tweet

[George II]

27. Most likely he's a loafer.

[paleotn]

28. Shoe?

Reminds me of this. It never gets old. Sic semper tyrannis! Particularly you, MF45!

[riversedge]

32. Hannity gets Trumps sticky toilet paper shoe..........

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[randr]

35. Fox counts viewers like we count votes

[Disaffected]

36. "It's a really big

shoe" - Ed Sullivan

[TomVilmer]

37. Almost NOBODY watches those news shows!

The best watched news show here in Denmark has more than half a million viewers - about ten percent of our tiny population. Compare this to your "popular ones", with just a few million viewers in total - less than ONE percent of the population. And yes, Denmark has a handfull of competing TV channels.

[packman]

40. Neither one of them has any soles

[unblock]

41. That man has no sole

[nolabear]

43. Oh THAT'S why Ed Sullivan is trending! 😂

Twitter seems to be unloadable for me right now so I could see trends but not load tweets.

What a maroon.

[usaf-vet]

44. This from a creature who has access to the nuclear launch codes. God help us!

I bet 70%+ of the "morans" that support him didn't catch the spelling error and don't see just how stupid Trump is.

[WePurrsevere]

45. Oh for god's sake! Can we please just give them both the boot. nt

[alp227]

46. Remember when THIS was the number one shoe on TV?

[yellowwoodII]

49. What he said about it; Makes me sad

"This is a farewell kiss from the Iraqi people, you dog" and threw his shoes at then-U.S. president George W. Bush during a Baghdad press conference.

"When I threw the shoe in the face of the criminal, Bush, I wanted to express my rejection of his lies, his occupation of my country, my rejection of his killing my people. My rejection of his plundering the wealth of my country, and destroying its infrastructure. And casting out its sons into a diaspora.
After six years of humiliation, of indignity, of killing and violations of sanctity, and desecration of houses of worship, the killer comes, boasting, bragging about victory and democracy. He came to say goodbye to his victims and wanted flowers in response."

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2009/sep/17/why-i-threw-shoe-bush

[UniteFightBack]

50. We all know where he can SHOVE that shoe. nt

[Sneederbunk]

51. Actually just a heel.

[Kid Berwyn]

53. "Shoes are to keep dog shit off your feet."

— Lenny Bruce

[Blue Owl]

54. There's no business like shoe business...

n/t