So what happened to Trump's eye and forehead?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

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[greymattermom]

1. Probably a fall.

His balance isn't quite right. There will be more falls. If he shows up for a debate, our candidate should walk around the stage. He will be stuck holding on to the podium.

[keithbvadu2]

13. Eating pretzels like Dubya?

Eating pretzels like Dubya?

[Blue_playwright]

25. I always felt sorry for him about that

Choking is scary. But he got a lot of ridicule for it.

[keithbvadu2]

39. Wonder how many proof those pretzels were.

Wonder how many proof those pretzels were.

100 proof?

[Scarsdale]

35. He wear "lifts" in his shoes.

They cause him to lean forward. Maybe he tried higher ones, and fell on his fugly face? Or was pushed?

[Ms. Toad]

49. Seriously?

Has no one ever seen women wearing high heels? I can't recall a single woman - even with 5"+ heels leaning forward because of her "lifts."

[Scarsdale]

51. Maybe the bone spurs

have him off-balance. Women start earing spike heels in the teens. By adulthood, they have learned to walk upright. We all know tRump is a slow learner. There was an article about his lifts on Crooks and Liars, or HuffPost, I read recently. Now he is older, and likely shrinking, stands to reason the lifts have to be higher, to prove he is 6'2"

[Ms. Toad]

52. Even when you first start wearing heels,

they do not pitch you forward - any more than standing on the balls of your feet would.

[Mosby]

55. Tom cruise wears lifts, he doesn't lean over either.

[happybird]

58. Tom Cruise is in shape

or he was, haven't seen him in a while. I don't think Dumpster Fire has ever been in shape.

I would think lift construction and balance would be different than high heels? Idk. Inside the shoe vs. outside, wedge shape vs. stiletto. I had a heck of a time getting used to Dansko clogs. They sort of lean and propel you forward, and that's how I imagine lifts working? Will have to do a little googling.

[OMGWTF]

54. Even Traitor Tot's bone spurs are FAKE!

[JHB]

64. My thought is the lean is an attempt to avoid having his belly lead the way

When he leans forward like that, his face is closer to vertical with his midsection, disguising (sort of) his portliness. Someone in better shape doesn't need to compensate like that.

Compare with Justin Trudeau:

[Thomas Hurt]

71. I wonder if he does that in hopes in makes him look less fat...

[JHB]

72. That's my bet. Equivalent to what he does with his hair...

...and complexion.

[Dave Starsky]

89. Someone said he stands like a centaur...

That is missing its back half.

Once you picture that in your mind, you will never "unsee" it that way, and it's hilarious.

[JHB]

90. I believe I saw the same thread yesterday:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212433986

[Dave Starsky]

93. That's it! That's the thread I saw it on.

I've been laughing my ass off ever since.

[tblue37]

95. Except that it's the back half of the centaur that he embodies. nt

[True Blue American]

77. The fat stomach makes Trump

Lean forward. All that weight. Have you ever seen Trump get out of a chair? I haven’t

[tblue37]

94. His weight observances him. nt

[diva77]

99. I think his condition is "anterior pelvic tilt" -- cannot, however, say what caused it

[CaptYossarian]

41. I'm being serious--Alzheimers' patients fall quite a bit.

The signs are all there.

[Cartaphelius]

45. More likely

rough trade with members of the Steven Miller and Jared crowd.

[Baitball Blogger]

2. Fell asleep under the sun lamp?

Maybe it was his personal assistant's job to wake him up, and when she failed to do so, that's the real reason she got fired?

[Glorfindel]

3. Maybe he had a little "work" done. Just a nip here, a tuck there, don'cha know?

A bit of tightening...a guy's gotta be ready for his closeup, right?

[Cha]

6. That was my first reaction..

the bags are gone under his eyes, right?.. when has he had time for that between whine tweeting and golfing?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

9. His eyes have "that look" don't they. Skin too tight, eyes off kilter. nt

[dalton99a]

4. Frontal lobotomy

[PJMcK]

15. I don't think so

For that procedure, doesn't the patient have to have a brain?

[dalton99a]

19. +1

[kentuck]

5. Probably got hit between the eyes with a golfball?

I wonder how long he laid on the green?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

7. Ha. Looks more like an abrasion. Flashback to falling off

bike onto asphalt.

[gratuitous]

40. The next foursome probably complained about having to play over the supine body

Demanded the course marshals remove it.

[handmade34]

8. don't care

just wish he and any bruises would go away... just go away.....

[Moostache]

11. I just want to know why he thinks that shade of orange is attractive...

You could PAINT that pig with lipstick and it would not make a difference, but why choose optic orange? Is he afraid of Pence going full Cheney on him or something?

[dalton99a]

14. He saw "nuclear glow" in paint stores and he really liked that color

[Meadowoak]

18. Maybe color blind, and thinks that shade of orange looks good

[Dave Starsky]

100. You actually may have something there.

Check out where his shade of Nesbitt's orange sits on the colorblindness chart.

Far be it from Trump to let anyone else tell him how he really looks to the outside world. He probably thinks he looks like George Hamilton.

[DBoon]

12. mad nazi scientist replaced his brains with a radioactive remote control

[MontanaMama]

16. As badly as I'd like to see MF45's eyes blackened...

I’m only seeing shadows around his eyes from his fugly hat...his neck however is the same color as the abrasion on his forehead. Unfortunate tanning bed accident? Maybe someone locked him in it?

[LeftInTX]

36. I would love to see him without his fake tan!!!

I'm seeing shadows, not abrasions.
But those goggle areas around his eyes seem to be getting larger lately.
Is he developing sensitivity to orange dye? Only his tan specialists knows for sure.

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. Putin ate el burrito grande, then farted.

[Wounded Bear]

20. Cheated at golf and his fellow duffer whacked him...

[bucolic_frolic]

21. Hematoma

Random bleeding beneath the skin, or due to light injury like hitting your head on a door or the shaft of a golf club. Capillaries broken, in other words. The cause more important than the appearance because it can also be due to disease.

https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-a-hematoma-3120387

[peacefreak2.0]

22. Stroke?

Verbal ability on wane also.

[AtheistCrusader]

23. Just looks like he's drinking and/or snorting coke. No biggie.

[smirkymonkey]

24. Maybe somebody had finally had enough of his crap and decide to whack him with a

9-iron. I'm only surprised that it took so long.

[Champp]

26. Someone should check with Moscow Mitch

or maybe the Ghost of Trump's intimate republican pal, Jeffrey Epstein. They may know.

[awesomerwb1]

27. Any better pics?

In this day and age, there's got to be better pics?

[Scarsdale]

28. Plastic surgery?

It would take a whole platoon of surgeons to even make this ass look like a human being.

[Maggiemayhem]

57. Note the bruising on both temples and center of forehead

It would be hard to fall and bruise both temples. Normally people fall to one side. A forward face plant would have bruised his cheeks.

[Maggiemayhem]

61. Botox injections

[Cousin Dupree]

29. Maybe Dick Cheney shot him

[happybird]

59. Ha!

[KentuckyWoman]

96. Funniest of the thread.

[SayItLoud]

30. Kidney problems same as the POS wife. nt.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

31. Hand slipped off the little...

mushroom head...too much lube...not enough surface to grip...slip, wham, right in the head.

[Midnightwalk]

32. Putin stopped abruptly - nt

[scarytomcat]

33. His throat looks red also, he is not wearing a tie either

Could be a drug reaction

[yonder]

63. No tie because the neck-gina thing was bustin' loose.

Jumpin' the collar I tells ya.

[appleannie1]

34. Gotta pull those bags up. And we can't have a wrinkle on the forehead either.

He should have a knob under all his hair so he can just turn it to pull his skin tight. Would not get surgery bruising that way. Or maybe not. He would get two jowls and a tiny trunk in a couple week's time.

[greatauntoftriplets]

37. Did Melanie deck him?

[raccoon]

65. That was my first thought too! nt

[eShirl]

38. Realized he was his own worst enemy, and knocked the shit out of himself.

[bubbazero]

42. is it possible son BARON popped him?

he's big enough, and old enough

[yaesu]

43. only putin knows for sure. nt

[machoneman]

44. Well, we know he didn't hit a book on his face fall!

[jmowreader]

46. Probably a fall

I also find it interesting that he looks completely shitfaced, one of his eyes is more closed than the other, and that his lips are so red they tried to bury them in concealer and failed.

As my pappy used ta say, "that boy's drunker'n Cooter Davis!" Not knowing Cooter I can't say how drunk Cooter is, but Trump isn't doing so well.

[jayschool2013]

47. There's a joke about walking and chewing gum in here somewhere

Reminds me of an old joke about Gerald Ford:

Apparently the president and his wife have figured out a foolproof birth-control method:

Betty gives Gerald a stick of gum before bedtime.

[lettucebe]

48. Maybe Botox?

My guess, either fell down and hit his fat face or tried Botox -- his whole upper face looks bruised

[Laura PourMeADrink]

56. Scary older pic.

[Newest Reality]

69. What's that signature?

Smak Simp?

Who signed that?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

80. The Donald. Another sign he's gone crazy. I used

To study handwriting analysis. His signature now is just like a serial killer.

[Grasswire2]

86. look at Himmler's signature

http://www.od43.com/Himmler_Signature.html

[yonder]

84. Don't be silly. That clearly spells out Small Stump.

[Newest Reality]

85. Oh...

Thanks for the clarification. It is hard to make it out. Makes sense to me.

I can see someone scrawling their signature, (it's not uncommon) but he could start with a "T" at least, or have something could even resemble his name.

Awww. Imagine the devotees' dismay when they show people their autographed picture and nobody believes them.

[bluecollar2]

50. Putin's belt buckle...n/t

[C_U_L8R]

53. Win

[uponit7771]

74. +1

[librechik]

83. rug burn

from "genuflecting" before Putin.

[Roland99]

87. OMG! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

91. +1

[underpants]

101. ✅

[El Supremo]

60. He had it 3 months ago too.

[True Blue American]

78. No wonder

Trump wears heavy makeup.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

82. Weird. Like some sort of abrasion

[yonder]

62. Rosacea?

[TygrBright]

66. He had an eye lift. Notice the big puffy underbags are gone. n/t

[Laura PourMeADrink]

81. Yes. So odd he allowed this pic

[KentuckyWoman]

97. Preparation H under the eyes will do that too.

Seriously.

[shanti]

67. Just saw him on the teevee

He looked normal, but if he had bruises, wouldn't he wear makeup? He's that vain.

[FakeNoose]

70. I think Chump does his own makeup, and that's his problem

You'd think that somebody with 10 years' TV experience would realize that the professional makeup artists are going to do a way better job. But he's probably too vain to let anyone else do it, except maybe Ivanka.

That horrible orange makeup he uses covers his age spots and blotchiness. For somebody who golfs as much as he does you'd think he'd have a natural tan. But he uses that hideous orange spray-on tan instead. Yuck!

[Stainless]

68. Cosmetic Surgery before the 2020 Election Campaign??

Staying hidden and tweeting his fear and hatred while healing is typical Trump.

[Captain Zero]

73. The thing on his forehead is a faceplant (or)

If it was a fall. Although. Could he be using one of the dermotological cremes for a pre-cancer skin condition and then got out in the sun? Like an idiot.

[dmr]

75. Probably found Dubya's pretzels. Or, Steven Miller decked him -

he must not question Miller's ahh-thor-ri-tay!

Or sundowning ... when the sun goes down, so does he. He shoulda put on his sundown helmet.

[Champion Jack]

76. Prefrontal Dementia

[yellowcanine]

79. Banging his head against the wall?

[canetoad]

92. If I'm seeing right

It's three symetrical bruises - each temple and mid-forehead. Botox shots to smooth out the hate lines? With his crappy diet he probably bruises like hell.

[Demovictory9]

98. He has pig eyes

[secondwind]

102. Cosmetic surgery