Ivanka Trump tries to act like a grown up with a new dress & haircut.

[japple]

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https://www.newsweek.com/ivanka-trump-dress-mishap-haircut-colombia-1457673

[Wellstone ruled]

1. Notice the Visa-lines.

Sure stuck on the Ken and Barbie thingee.

Must be the new replacement for John Bolton.

[JI7]

8. just realized i haven't heard anything of him for a long time now

[struggle4progress]

2. "Maybe I'll be able to get that job as a mannekin if I stand here looking vacant enough!"

[frazzled]

3. The dress doesn't look any better when the wind isn't blowing it into lily pads

Honestly, epaulets and ruffles (on three levels no less). Um, no. She looks kind of like Robin Hood. (Sometimes I wish Joan Rivers was back with Fashion Police.)

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[Bettie]

4. Those epaulets look like they

are made from a bathmat.

The color does nothing for her and she always looks like she's a robot trying to mimic human mannerisms and failing.

Now that I look more closely at it...maybe this is her final home ec. project in the sewing unit! None of the edges are finished, it doesn't fit well and the lower skirt ruffle is set in a way that makes the skirt ride up. Poor construction.

[TheBlackAdder]

13. 😂

[GoCubsGo]

15. Parts of the edges are finished.

But, yeah, much of them are frayed. You're right. It does look like a home ec project that was slapped together for a deadline.

[Liberal In Texas]

22. Has that nice "just torn off the bolt of cloth" look

that all the women are asking for.

[lunatica]

20. The epaulettes are little green beads

Try enlarging it.

[Bettie]

24. Them being beads doesn't improve how it looks

the whole ensemble looks cheap.

I think her stylist must not like her very much.

[ReformedGOPer]

26. Someone on Twitter suggested her stylist is a secret Resister.

[Chellee]

34. The construction was the first thing I noticed.

What is going on with those hems?

[GoCubsGo]

14. Jeezus. What a cheapshit dress.

If one looks at the unfinished edges of the, one can see all of the threads that weren't properly trimmed off. It's like the cloth was torn, rather cut and edged. If you look closely, the edges are only properly finished in some sections. The rest is just raw, fraying material. Probably something out of her own line. I occasionally see her crap at TJ Maxx, much of which is now relabeled as "Adrienne Vitadini." The cheap stuff one finds at Walmart is better made than her shit.

[japple]

18. Would really like to hear Joan Rivers take on this dress.

Did Iwanka design this? How did she ever think it might be flattering to anyone?

[whistler162]

23. Well maybe Phyliss Diller

[erronis]

37. That's just pure mean. And funny.

[lunatica]

19. She could improve it by making it out of a camouflage design.

[riversedge]

5. she will never live that pic down!!

[HipChick]

6. I think she took her hair extensions out, rather than a haircut..

[skylucy]

7. Yep. I think you have that right.

[Marie Marie]

12. Definitely - her hair looks a lot thinner.

[erronis]

38. Maybe trying to emulate sugar daddy - fake hair, here, there.

But that smile ain't fake. Much.

[onethatcares]

9. dammmmmmmittttt,

she just put me off collard greens for life, and the woman on left looks like she hit the score at the Cannon towel store.

[TeamPooka]

10. When they make the kids with no talent a plant or tree in the school play....

[Pool Hall Ace]

35. LOL!

Nicely done!

[Sogo]

11. She's in the hurricane spirit with

those "cone of uncertainty" sleeves....

[Hortensis]

25. Unexpected climate sensitivity. We've been unjust!

Or standing too long in one place is causing her become engulfed with invasive species?

[dewsgirl]

31. LOL...funny.

[11 Bravo]

16. TWO cones of shame? Intentionally?

My poor rescue lab hates wearing even one.

I had no idea Ivanka was this self-aware.

[Vinca]

17. What the hell is she wearing???????? Looks like a pup tent on crack.

[area51]

21. Hmm, her flotation devices activated prematurely.

/snark

[Siwsan]

27. Kind of reminds me of the dress in 'The Trouble With Angels'

June Harding's character was in a sewing contest. She wasn't very good at designing.

[Kurt V.]

28. Actually she is an adult. a dangerous one.

[leftyladyfrommo]

29. That is the worst dress. nt

[qazplm135]

30. I knew she was a pod person

looks like they caught her just as she was emerging.

[dewsgirl]

32. Lol...this thread is hilarious.

[lpbk2713]

33. Didn't one of the Munchkins have a dress like that?

Seriously.

[LakeArenal]

36. Are those supposed to keep gypsy moths from crawling up her shoulders?

Or keep the squirrels from the birdseed in her head?

[erronis]

39. Or lift her in the air like Mary Poppins? To be with her daddy blump.