What would you do if you received one of these as a gift?

[True Dough]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074ZLSDKQ

[Sherman A1]

1. Return to sender

[JHB]

3. ...along with some admonitions about idolatry and graven images.

[FoxNewsSucks]

15. ... and one of these

https://www.amazon.com/InGENIUS-Trump-Refills-Donald-Waste/dp/B07BK31YQJ/ref=sr_1_5?crid=JBYGJV04YU9S&keywords=trump+dog+poop+bags&qid=1567686123&s=gateway&sprefix=trump+dog+poop+%2Caps%2C186&sr=8-5





I would probably let my dog contribute one of her freshest turds before sending it.

[Vinca]

2. After I stopped laughing, I think I'd flush it.

Just like the real thing, it's a fake and only produced to grift the cult.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

4. Destroy it with a hammer and disown the sender.

What fool would spend hard-earned money on such trash?

KY............

[SaveOurDemocracy]

5. Have it melted down.

[marybourg]

20. It's only gold plated. What else.

[FBaggins]

6. Sell it to a Trump supporter

At 10% off bullion prices.

[empedocles]

9. Best

[tymorial]

7. I would send it to this guy.

[GoCubsGo]

8. Extract the gold*, and toss the rest in the scrap metal bin.

Or, go to the rail yard and put it under the wheel of a nice, slooooowww-moving train.

*That's provide it's real gold. I have strong doubts about that. It's probably plated with fool's gold.

[fleur-de-lisa]

14. It's probably chocolate.

[NoPasaran]

23. It may be brown inside

But I'm sure that's chocolate!

[Amishman]

10. Keep it, it will have an entirely different ironic sentiment a few years from now

Great page 1 item for a future scrapbook of his downfall

That coin will come to represent the last gasp and political suicide of the Republican party

[hlthe2b]

11. melt it down for the 2cents or more of actual gold it probably contains.

[nuxvomica]

12. Hold on to it

From the "Customer questions & answers":

Does the fact that it's missing one of his chins harm the value as a collectible?
Answer:
I don't know.. if more are produced with the double chin.. it will increase the value of the few without.

[True Dough]

16. That's hilarious

Missed the Q&A. Thanks for pointing that out.

[tanyev]

13. Send it to Trump 2020 as a campaign donation.

Or your favorite Republican candidate.

[sinkingfeeling]

17. Toss it in a river.

[True Dough]

18. And risk the pollution?

Fish would immediately go belly up!

[rainin]

19. I wouldn't be friends with someone who would buy them.

I literally won't socialize with them. What would we talk about? There is no being civil with someone who is that evil (or stupid).

[Backseat Driver]

21. WOW! Is that what a "tiny bit" coin looks like?

Probably should send a thank you note to my Goonie friend with a link to download a One-Eyed Willy's treasure map?

https://www.instructables.com/id/The-Goonies-One-Eyed-Willies-Map-Replica/

[NoPasaran]

22. I'd stick it in my safe deposit box

And save it for that day in the future when the market for junk like this gets a collector's value similar to that for nazi regalia today.