Mike Pence gets on all fours, sits, begs, fetches a stick, rolls over for a belly rub...

[Miles Archer]

Vice President Mike Pence
@VP

That’s Absolutely Right Mr. President. More Fake News! The Dishonest Media never contacted our office before running with this story and if they had, we would have told them I FULLY support your decision.

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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

A lot of Fake News is being reported that I overruled the VP and various advisers on a potential Camp David meeting with the Taliban. This Story is False! I always think it is good to meet and talk, but in this case I decided not to. The Dishonest Media likes to create...

1:49 PM · Sep 9, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Looks like Fat Nixon is writing Pence's tweets for him.

The weird capitalization of words that shouldn't be capitalized is kind of a giveaway - unless functional illiteracy is a requirement to work in that administration.

[DFW]

3. You can't count that out as a possibility! n/t

[Miles Archer]

8. I found the tweet via someone who said it was Scavino, based on the caps

But whether it was or not, it's probably a sure bet that it wasn't Pence.

[DFW]

2. Let's not get carried away here.

Everyone knows that Pence only allows Mother to give him a belly rub.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. An imagined sight that can't be unimagined.

[DFW]

7. Tme heals all wounds

Or so I am told.....

[C_U_L8R]

5. Talk about a toxic echo chamber

This pile of Trump bullshit keeps getting higher

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. ...licks his own nutz, sniffs other males canines...

That's Mother's Boy.

[RKP5637]

10. K&R !!!! n/t

[Paladin]

9. Now THAT'S the Mike Pence we all know and hate.

I figured that story about him growing a spine and hanging out with the grownups was bullshit. Not surprised to see he's still trump's footstool....

[11 Bravo]

11. Needy Amin can NOT be questioned!