God: Getting closer!

[Takket]

Link to tweet

?s=20

[Totally Tunsie]

1. Must be the same God that Adam Vinitieri is now praying to.

[Blue_true]

17. That was a sad situation. The rest of the team and the QB played well enough to win,

if the kicker had made one of the three missed field goals and a missed extra point, the team would have won, had he made everything, it would have been a playoff team.

[Dagstead Bumwood]

2. To paraprase Wayne Gretzky:

100% of the shots you don't take never kill a racist, homophobic, pussy-grabbing, whining, fascist fuck tyrant. Sigh, Gretz always had such a way with words.

[Liberal In Texas]

3. Posted elsewhere, but the aircraft isn't AF1

Unless all the 747s are out of commission, and they're using what's normally like AF2.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. It could be. AF1 can be a 757 if the destination airport

can't accommodate a 747. Air Force One is just the air traffic control callsign for any airplane a president is traveling in; it's not the name of the airplane.

[Blue_true]

18. Remember Bush is the fighter jet in the "Mission Accomplised" fiasco? nt

[KY_EnviroGuy]

4. Practice makes perfect, God!

BTW, you've been sort of lax around certain golf courses lately......

KY............

[underpants]

5. Mmmm Cheryl is not going to be happy about this

[montana_hazeleyes]

12. !

[malaise]

7. It could have waited just a lil bit

Meanwhile as Obama leaves Jamaica April 10 2015

[Bozvotros]

11. I love this so much! NT

[SayItLoud]

14. Is this actual photo or shopped? nt

[malaise]

16. Actual

I'll never forget the day and the afternoon when he left

https://blogs.jamaicans.com/the-story-behind-president-obama-waving-a-rainbow-in-jamaica/

[calimary]

21. Beat THAT, donald.

You can’t.

Don’t bother.

[malaise]

23. ROFL

The Con will never live down Alabama

[MontanaMama]

26. Maybe he'll tweet a photo of himself

leaving AF1 with a sharpie rainbow over his head.

[Totally Tunsie]

27. LOL - he'll use markers, but he'll color it incorrectly like he did the U.S. flag.

?w=737&f=73428f031388dc823ad1a58f46ac9554

[malaise]

28. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[kyburbonkid]

24. That is freakin awesome!

What a pic!

[lindysalsagal]

8. "I keep missing my ex, but my aim's getting better."

[Cirque du So-What]

9. Dear God,

You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't perform a little of that old testament smiting for which you are so famous.

[Evolve Dammit]

10. Two or three miles to the south??

[bdamomma]

13. It's not

nice to fool Mother Nature!!!

Remember that??

[SCVDem]

20. Butter.......Butter........

Parkay!

[AllaN01Bear]

15. af 1 is a callsign only. if prez not on board it is a sam flight .

and eep , rather close id say.

[rustysgurl]

19. Maybe the Great RBG ...

... asked God for a favor when she hit the Pearly Gates.

[bdamomma]

22. Wait a minute

RBG is very much alive.

[tblue37]

25. God: "Dammit! Missed again!" (It's from an old joke.) nt