OK, I need Donnie Two-Scoop's prediction on Humberto before I do anything.

[trof]

I live in Alabama, and I need to know if we're at risk.

[Lochloosa]

1. Get it while you can!

Of Alabama.

[Cracklin Charlie]

2. Alabama?

Run.

[trof]

7. I call it Amabala because this state is SO backward.

[klook]

3. He says it's going to hit Texas,

the west coast. So you should be fine.

Thoughts and prayers for the devastation that would befall your fair state were the storm to have veered in your direction! But it’s hard to tell at this point — any speculation is entirely subjunctive!

[struggle4progress]

4. Al Aska is in big trouble. Or is it Al Bahama?

Anyway, watch out, Al!

[trof]

8. Al Jolsen? It's hard to tell.

Al Capone?
Al Qaeda?
Ali Baba?
Gotta be ready for anything.

[struggle4progress]

11. +

[leftieNanner]

5. I hear there's a Pacific typhoon headin' your way

Time for sand bags!

[monmouth4]

6. He'll be furious it's not named "Harry" instead of Humberto..n/t

[Doreen]

9. I think he would say "you are going to get hit bigley."

Oh yes, "stock up on paper towels."

[muriel_volestrangler]

10. "Humber Two? I didn't even catch Humber One when it came out!"