How do we top the Clint Eastwood talking to a chair?

[Harry Monroe]

Come on people!! Post your ideas!! I'll get the ball rolling:

I heard rumors that Betty White will be our "mystery speaker" and that she's going to talk to an empty suit.

[Scootaloo]

2. Can we get Chair a speaking position?

[pinboy3niner]

3. By holding a sane and rational convention

No props or gimmicks--just the truth.

[Broken_Hero]

4. We need Obama

to talk to a Couch...you know, go bigger!

[jberryhill]

5. Peter Winkler as the Fonz ACTUALLY jumping a shark!

[Harry Monroe]

10. Um...I think you mean Henry Winkler!

[jberryhill]

11. Hell, get BOTH of them!

Get the whole damned Winkler family.

[dsc]

6. can't claim credit for the idea but

George Takai talking to an empty factory.

[Broken_Hero]

14. +1 nt

[Prometheus Bound]

7. Invite Clint to do the same routine.

It's be great to hear him do it to boos and jeers instead of fake laughs and cheers.

And total silence at each punch line.

[pinboy3niner]

8. Betty White? No fucking way!

That lady talks like a sailor!

[Hugabear]

9. George Clooney talking to an empty pile of tax returns?

I can't claim credit for the idea of talking to empty tax returns, but I threw in the George Clooney bit.

[johnnie]

12. Someone dressed as this guy

Seriously, if there are people who have claimed to see him on toast, potato chips, wood grains and so on, there may be a chance to get them to believe he came to the DNC. It's just crazy enough to work.

[Kalidurga]

13. Have Obama debate the chair...

it will probably be harder than debating with Mitt, so it would be good practice.

[loyalsister]

15. Hopefully with class

No gimmicks just truth and maturity