caption Trump photo

[left-of-center2012]

"Your favorite president ... me"

[captain queeg]

1. I pissed off the last tailor that would work for me

He said this outfit makes me look slim

[machoneman]

2. Lookin' large! Man, even before he looked like a fat ass. Now he's ginormous!

What's with the wrinkled pockets? Pulled out lots of Putin cash?

[lpbk2713]

3. His red tie must be at the cleaners.

But he still has the same frumpy blue suit.

[imanamerican63]

4. Clap on, clap off!

[Blue Owl]

5. "Allow me to give myself a little hand"

n/t

[llmart]

6. "I slept in this suit last night."

[Cartaphelius]

7. If you gotta pee your pants, Clap you Hands...

that or, "My ass cheeks are chaffing BIGLY..."