We're going to Mars and we're stopping at the moon.

[milestogo]

[dalton99a]

1. For gas.

[milestogo]

2. And KFC and a potty break.

[qazplm135]

5. come on, you don't want Moon KFC

there's moon rats in the kitchen.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. And a restroom break.

So if you need to go, you go now.

Because all Phobos has is PortaPotties, and they are pretty disgusting, believe me.

[StarfishSaver]

4. And golf

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Peeing on the moon could be interesting.

There's no wind, but there's also not much gravity.

[Disaffected]

7. You (men-folk that is)

could write your name on a wall 10 feet away!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. LOL!

[onethatcares]

9. maybe

the wimmens too. Just gotta practice.

[Disaffected]

12. I'll leave that one

to those more qualified than myself.

[TheBlackAdder]

10. Wait! I thought there is that secret Pedo Colony on Mars that receives kids from Cosmic Pizza?

[fleur-de-lisa]

11. For directions.