During presser w/ his bro Boris, Trump offers a calm, lucid explanation of the Ukraine matter.

[Miles Archer]

During a brief press conference at the United Nations with British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, Trump was asked why he cut off aid to Ukraine.

“Why is the United States the only one paying to Ukraine?” the U.S. president complained. “Why isn’t Germany, why isn’t France? Why aren’t these countries paying? Why are we paying all the time? No one has given more to Ukraine. President Obama used to send pillows and sheets. I send anti-tank weapons.”

“Why is it always the United States that’s paying? I made that loud and clear. I told that the Mick Mulvaney, I told to a lot of people,” the president continued. “I told it to a lot of different people. I told it to Mike, two Mikes. I it told to Steve. I keep asking Wilbur Ross.”

Trump ranted on: “I said, hold it up, let’s get other people to pay, and then everybody called me, ‘Oh please, can we pay?’ — and they said — and there was never any quid pro quo, the letter was beautiful, it was a perfect letter, unlike Biden.”

Trump concluded by insisting “there was no pressure applied, no nothing” to Ukraine.

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/09/i-told-it-to-mike-two-mikes-trump-launches-into-indecipherable-rant-when-asked-about-ukraine/

[C_U_L8R]

1. The dog ate it

would be a more credible excuse

[safeinOhio]

10. Love the way you

think.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. That word salad needs a few croutons.

[UniteFightBack]

4. "We paying" would be we if this filled to the brim anal sac actually paid any taxes. nt

[smirkymonkey]

5. Can someone translate that for me?

I don't speak dumbass.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

9. the UN is still looking for a translator

Thought they found one, but it turned out to be a howler monkey with its nuts caught in its throat.

[2naSalit]

13. LOL!!! ...nt

[smirkymonkey]

14. *snicker*

[peggysue2]

6. Makes. No. Sense.

This is the Mad King at his finest trying to explain away the inexplicable.

FAIL!

[jcgoldie]

7. Wait I missed something

What "letter was beautiful"?

[Chellee]

12. I think that he's forgotten the word "transcript."

"Letter" is as close as he can come.

[Skittles]

8. that picture, draw some lines on it and it's a Tom Tomorrow square

[spanone]

11. 25th amendment

[Totally Tunsie]

15. What Chump doesn't seem to comprehend

is that the U.S. offers aid to needy countries as a gesture of compassion, NOT as a billable expense/obligation to be shared by all the UN countries. But then, WTF does this child-snatching, p****- grabbing jackhole know about compassion?

He seems to be of the thought that if we give aid and assistance out of the goodness of our hearts (and any ultimate power brokerage), then everyone else is required to do so..."pay their share". Doesn't work that way, Chump.