Wow. Of all days. New official White House presidential portrait

[Roland99]

Link to tweet

[Wounded Bear]

1. Hopefully...nt

[riversedge]

4. The WH bully pulpit is widereaching and so many gullible folks in the USA. But HOPE is eternal.

[Mira]

19. I'm still cackling...

That’s perfect....Just like, I smell goose in the air, and it is cooked.

[gibraltar72]

2. Well played.

[MoonRiver]

3. Hahaha!

Except the toast needs Chump's ugly face on it.

[Fritz Walter]

11. Not so fast!

The Trumpetts would take that as a miracle, a sure sign that his is their savior. Not that they don't worship him as such already. We just don't need to hear/read about their latest proof.

[malaise]

5. And burnt at that

[struggle4progress]

6. Stick a FORK in it

Don't use a KNIFE!

This video explains why!

[kiri]

18. ridiculous

Use the knife wisely--don't touch the heating wires on the sides. Just go straight down to the middle of the slice.
And--just unplug the toaster for a few seconds. Fish out the toast.
This works well for tongs needed to get out thin items.

[Maggiemayhem]

25. Just use a bamboo skewer

[eleny]

7. !

[kacekwl]

8. That

Made me laugh.

[underpants]

9. Oh I think this is appropriate

[Fritz Walter]

12. Whose? Hillary's? or Iskanka's?

OK, if it's the latter, it would be "I Can't Believe It's Not Better!"

[defacto7]

13. It's not emails, it's Parkay.

I'll try not to spread that around.

[defacto7]

10. Good one!

[H2O Man]

14. Recommended.

[UTUSN]

15. K&R

[dchill]

16. I'm surprised at the level of realism.

I'd have thought he'd want it more orangey.

[struggle4progress]

21. +

[smirkymonkey]

17. Hah! Perfect.

[Blue Owl]

20. Put some orange marmalade on it

n/t

[flibbitygiblets]

26. Or some imPEACH preserves!

Oh, the downfall of a national nightmare does brighten my day

[Roland99]

28. Hehe. I like this one too

Link to tweet

[DesertRat]

22. I also like this one

Link to tweet

/photo/1

[FailureToCommunicate]

40. That's a disturbing image.

like this one...

?w=1024

[lunatica]

23. I almost didn't open this thread!

Hahahahaha!

The likeness is amazing!

[Roland99]

27. Orange you glad you did?

[lunatica]

30. The gems just keep coming!

Thanks!

[ProudMNDemocrat]

24. CLASSIC......

[smb]

29. The Portrait I'd Like To See

[lunatica]

31. His hair is too purity.

[mwooldri]

32. I'd prefer this one...

Perhaps WH knows something we don't? If true it would be big news...

[Roland99]

36. +46

[nolabear]

33. BWAHAHAHAH! I damn near did a spit take.

[Demovictory9]

34. you got me

[bluescribbler]

35. roflol

[burrowowl]

37. K&R!

[tavalon]

38. Damn, I had forgotten how you people could make me laugh

[bearssoapbox]

39. A two slice toaster isn't big enough.

Maybe a couple of eight slicers???

[calimary]

41. OMG!!!

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Nice tan, donald!