Our 'stable genius' defends his subliterate tweet with a followup subliterate tweet

[Major Nikon]

Link to tweet

[greymattermom]

1. So, according to Google, Adam Schiff is 5'11" tall,

the same height as Trump without his lifts. Liddle?

[dalton99a]

2. "The elementary school grammar class I took at Wharton was the best"

"because I was the best student"

[smb]

35. "They Had This Diagram On The Wall"

[dalton99a]

38. +1. Don't ask him what a forward slash is

[TheRealNorth]

59. A+

For amusing use of Sharpie.

[malaise]

3. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaah '... in discribing...'

He made it worse

[Skraxx]

27. Oh Shit! I Missed that! Fucking comedy gold, unbelievalbe

[treestar]

54. Very observant!

I had missed that!

[malaise]

74. I am my mother's daughter

She wanted to read my work of 290 pages. My examiners had given me high praise.
When she finished reading it, her first response was that she found one spelling error. I still laugh when I think about it.

[central scrutinizer]

73. It's a portmanteau

dis(respect) + (des)cribe = discribe

[malaise]

75. No - there is no word discribe

A portmanteau combines words like hotel and motel or breakfast and lunch as brunch.

[central scrutinizer]

77. Should have included the satire emoji

I meant to imply the orange menace has coined a new portmanteau out of his vast intellect and vocabulary

[malaise]

78. Got yah

LOL

[RAB910]

4. What the fuck is "liddle'"

[Major Nikon]

5. No! It's " Liddle' "

The "hyphen(sic)" means he meant to do that. Get it?

[RAB910]

7. I meant to talk like a 5-year-old?

[TwilightZone]

21. A 5-year-old with no grasp of the meaning of words or punctuation.

Yes, that pretty much sums it up.

[malaise]

24. LOL - there is no word Liddle or liddle, there is no word discribe

and an apostrophe will never be a hyphen - he really is fucking stupid.

[TommyCelt]

51. I THINK...

... he was going for Li'l. I can't be sure.

And then this trump AGAIN won the hard-fought battle with spellcheck.

[TwilightZone]

11. I assume it's a derivation of "little"

Typical of his childish name-calling.

But with Trump, one never knows.

[Scarsdale]

65. Maybe we should call him

Lard Ass Donnie? A stable genius? In any stable in the world, he would be the biggest horse's ASS.

[robbob]

48. He's mixed up (surprise!),

He thinking of li’l as a childish abbreviation of little. Like, “you li’l scamp”, or...

[muriel_volestrangler]

6. I was about to put up the BatSignal for Merriam-Webster, but they're on it already:

Link to tweet

"For those looking up punctuation early on a Friday morning:

A hyphen is a mark - used to divide or to compound words.
An apostrophe is a mark ' used to indicate the omission of letters or figures."

[jcgoldie]

10. The fucking dictionary is trolling the president

[uponit7771]

63. +1

[volstork]

13. Gotta say,

Merriam-Webster has been absolutely masterful at trolling IQ45 for the past 3 years. It's been beautiful to watch.

[dalton99a]

17. +1

[smb]

19. Somebody Put Up The Bat-Signal....

...because il Doofus needs an intervention:

[treestar]

56. The village has grown

He's the Nation's Idiot. The National Idiot.

[SCVDem]

71. Think bigger!

He is a pox on the world.

Energy, climate, corruption, dot, dot, dot

Dot, dot, dot, he is bigger than Adam when it comes to ruining everything!

[Major Nikon]

29. Classic!

[nolabear]

40. A-HAHAHA! I swear waking up every day is a dice roll into insanity.

I don’t know who’s in charge of M-W but they’ll be in the Resistance Museum I plan to build.

[Buns_of_Fire]

47. This Marion Webster broad's gonna get herself whacked for correcting Il Douche. nt

[cwydro]

8. Apparently he can't spell "describe" either.

Smh.

[leftstreet]

12. LOL I missed that

[Major Nikon]

20. No, he meant to do that just so you would find it

Remember, the stable genius is playing 4d chess. He's always at least 3 moves ahead of you.

[cwydro]

22. Ah, drat! Foiled again!

[2naSalit]

9. ...

Fucking moran is losing his shit in public on the the twit machine.

[volstork]

14. Barking mad

[eppur_se_muova]

15. Even Ah kin spell better'n thet !

[nolabear]

42. You know that's what he thinks he looks like.

Simple, Young, buff man o’ the plain folks. (Note hyphen)

[phatkatt]

16. *spelled the word 'little' wrong

So while accusing the media of falsely pointing out grammatical errors, he commits several grammatical errors.

[Journeyman]

18. Not quite 4 am and already the Li'l Baby is acting up . . .

[Hermit-The-Prog]

23. Is this real? Not a parody?

That reads like the real Dumbest Don, rather than a staffer or Miller, but bizarro world and this dimension keep colliding.

[BumRushDaShow]

26. "Is this real? Not a parody?"

Link to tweet

TEXT
Donald J. Trump
✔
@realDonaldTrump

Liddle’ Adam Schiff, who has worked unsuccessfully for 3 years to hurt the Republican Party and President, has just said that the Whistleblower, even though he or she only had second hand information, “is credible.” How can that be with zero info and a known bias. Democrat Scam!
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2:13 PM - Sep 26, 2019

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TEXT
Donald J. Trump
✔
@realDonaldTrump

To show you how dishonest the LameStream Media is, I used the word Liddle’, not Liddle, in discribing Corrupt Congressman Liddle’ Adam Schiff. Low ratings @CNN purposely took the hyphen out and said I spelled the word little wrong. A small but never ending situation with CNN!
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7:02 AM - Sep 27, 2019

[Hermit-The-Prog]

62. thanks! I could read the things, they're just DUMB

It's just hard to accept that The Dumbest Don really is that ignorant.

[BumRushDaShow]

64. Oh I know...

But posting them makes them look even more insane (especially since often you'll see posts of a tweet like the one in the OP, that are actually screencap images of a tweet).

[Hermit-The-Prog]

67. I feel my brain curling into a fetal position

The Dumbest Don is trying to rot all our brains. We must jail TTMF, if only to keep him from infecting the children with "morans" syndrome!

[BumRushDaShow]

70. +infinity!

[Major Nikon]

30. You have to remember Trump is a walking, talking parody of 'Get a brain, morans'

[Hermit-The-Prog]

60. he makes my brain hurt

[bdamomma]

25. he is such a waste

just go away or even better keep on eating that junk food and he will have a medical emergency...........

[Moostache]

28. A reminder...

[progressoid]

58. Holy shit. That would be a lot funnier if he wasn't the President of the United States.

[Marthe48]

31. Maybe he meant

"Liddle'he's kicking my ass" (where the hypostrophe indicates an omission of letters)

[JenniferJuniper]

32. Or Liddell as in Alice,

who fell down the rabbit hole.

God knows Wonderland was a far saner place than we are now...

[nolabear]

43. Or he thought he put it in quote marks but doesn't know how?

My head is spinning with the stupid.

[C_U_L8R]

33. It's as if Sarah Palin was writing his tweets

But dumber.

[smb]

36. He Makes Sarah Palin Look Like Daniel Webster nt

[struggle4progress]

34. "Even David Dennison calls it fake news"

[VOX]

41. Hahaha perfect!

Thanks for the laugh in this insane time!

[Beaverhausen]

37. L'il or "Liddle" I think one of those is what he trying to say?

[blugbox]

61. I believe he's going for "widdle"

Like how a small child would say little.

That's my best translation.

[VOX]

39. The American presidency has been reduced to this.

A very petulant, infantile, corrupt, unbalanced and dangerous individual now occupies the White House. And yet, 40-some percent of Americans still support him.

Massive challenge ahead: how to attain peace between Democratic/progressive America and Republican/conservative America. Or is that now impossible?

[DesertRat]

45. discribing

[Roland99]

46. "discribing"? And hyphen? It was an apostrophe

[42bambi]

66. He probably couldn't spell apostrophe.

[Botany]

49. Maybe he was thinking of Lil' Kim

[Borderer]

79. More like Lyin' Ted I suspect...

Probably one of his campaign babyminders told him he needed the apostrophe to show the missing G was deliberate, and his tiny brain interpreted that as meaning that placing a random apostrophe on the end of any intentionally misspelled word was the right thing to do. Years later that glob of Trumpknowledge bubbles back to the surface, and he is so proud of himself for remembering to use punctuation other than an exclamation mark that he gets all butthurt when CNN doesn't recognise his genius by reprinting it.

Cue misspelled tweet boasting about his spelling prowess and his unique personal interpretation of the rules and terminology of English grammar.

[Botany]

81. Welcome to DU

I have always been a fan of Trump's use of random commas ... he just kind of
stuck them anyplace he wanted to .... the man is a moron.

[TommyCelt]

50. I truly thought

that this was a parody account.

I quite literally can't.

[Sneederbunk]

52. Stable Genius is making a lot of noise in his stall.

[treestar]

53. At least we can laugh

[flibbitygiblets]

55. I know words, I have the best words!

[Major Nikon]

72. The full quote:

“I know words, I have the best words. I have the best, but there is no better word than stupid.”

[MurrayDelph]

57. My response to Tiedrich et al

(before coming over here)


Replying to @itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump @CNN

In his case, it isn't a hyphen (which was clearly wrong) nor an apostrophe (which was what he meant in his "perfect" tweet): it's a nervous tic.

[ananda]

68. LOL

Gotta admit, the laughs are good!

[subana]

69. WTF!!!

this guy should be in a straitjacket, not the Oval Office!!

[keithbvadu2]

76. Trump calls Congressman Adam Schiff "Little Adam Schitt"

Trump calls Congressman Adam Schiff "Little Adam Schitt"

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211446937

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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211883707

[struggle4progress]

80. I really sympathize with this! I once posted on the internet to call this guy an asshole,

and the internet totally changed what I posted and made it look like I'd called him an asshole!