"mr. president! they're accusing you of witness tampering! what should we do?"

[unblock]

"find whoever said that and threaten to kill them if they testify!"


"mr. president! they're accusing you of colluding with russia dig up dirt on a political opponent and to interfere with a presidential election! what should we do?"

"do it with ukraine this time!"


"mr. president! they're accusing you of illegally withholding evidence from congress! what should we do?"

"gather up all the evidence and classify it! put in in that room with that ark of the covenant that indiana jones guy found!
speaking of which, i'd really like to open that up and take a look...!"

[Karadeniz]

1. Beyond me how people can work for that national disgrace.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

2. he's addicted to felonies

[dalton99a]

3. +1