Garrison Keillor....one of my favorite quotes!

[Heartstrings]

[Shrike47]

1. What's a backed-up Baptist?

[TeamPooka]

2. anal retentive religious folks.

[Moral Compass]

8. Baptists that can't produce a good bowel movement

[Karadeniz]

10. Constipated, I think.

[FakeNoose]

3. He's a national treasure

Such a funny man, I love him. I hope he's writing another book.

[lindysalsagal]

4. "Backed-up Baptists"

[Cartaphelius]

5. Shout it from the mountains

Not extensive in the least....

[Talitha]

6. I sure wish George Carlin was still with us,

he'd let 'em have it.

[sarge43]

11. And Dear Molly Ivins n/t

[Duppers]

7. I'm rolling...tears even.

Hubs wanted to know if I'm ok...gotta read this to him. It's so Right On!!

[Moral Compass]

9. Gotta love this little rant

He’s way more articulate than I am. God I envy this next level cursing.

You could turn this into a magic spell.

[SergeStorms]

12. Who here thinks Trump, Miller etc. WOULD strangle cats?

There's not a doubt in my mind about Miller, and I'm 95% sure on Trump. They're sick, immoral assholes with so sense of right or wrong, and not an iota of empathy between them. I'm willing to bet 70% of republicans would qualify for that psychopathy.

So Garrison, you weren't wrong about most republicans being cat stranglers.

[lpbk2713]

13. He had a touch of generosity.

And yes indeed, the others still apply.

[Tipperary]

14. Love him.

I still miss his show.

[DemocracyMouse]

15. Wasn't he accused of flirting or some such? That's why his show was cancelled?

[True Dough]

16. I have no more respect for Keillor than I have for Charlie Rose

Minnesota Public Radio says Keillor, 75, was accused of dozens of sexually inappropriate incidents over several years

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/24/garrison-keillor-sexual-harassment-allegations