You all remember Richard Ketay don't you? Come on!

[rateyes]

He singlehandedly apprehended the perpetrator of the Bowling Green Massacre, not to mention that he is the inventor of Covfefe!

[Blue Owl]

1. Oh yeah -- Dick Ketay! Helluva guy...

n/t

[lame54]

2. Dick Ketay - Cousin to Rusty Bedsprings

[sprinkleeninow]

3. I.C. Morhairz, Willie Maykit and Betty Doant, I.P. Knightly.

[smirkymonkey]

4. Don't forget their son, Holden Tudicks.

[sprinkleeninow]

5. Oh, don't. Oh, oww..🤣

Never heard that one. What's that one about Woody sumpthin or 'nother

Party gettin' rough as mama used to say.

[smirkymonkey]

11. That was from an SNL skit, actually.

It was pretty funny, with newscater Carol Debbie Cumdungeon (Kate McKinnon).

with Ty Nidick, Pete Ophelia, Dr. Donna Didadog, etc.

I know it's childish, but I thought it was hilarious.

[sprinkleeninow]

6. Best seller, 'Yellow River' by I.P. Freeley.

[sprinkleeninow]

7. Ketay oundsay ikelay igpay atinlay.

[Liberal In Texas]

8. Urban Dictionary

Ketay
a Shrimp dick, dimwit
person 1 - "That guy has a small penis"

person 2 - "Yeah, its sad he only has a Ketay".
#small penis#retarded#unlovable#slow#below average dick

[sprinkleeninow]

12. Oh, no. Oh, oww. In bed checked my phone and now this.

I'm laughing so hard I'm almost choking. Stop it now1!@!!1

[rocktivity]

9. and his lovely wife

Covfefe


rocktivity

[Kid Berwyn]

10. Is he of the Oyster Bay Ketays?

Or is descended from the Amway Ketay line?

[BSdetect]

13. Was he not a hero at Bowling Green?

[DFW]

14. Would he be descended from that old French monarchist refugee?

Jay Ketay Lafrance
(Original spelling: J‘ai quitté la France)

[Skraxx]

15. Richard Ketay is an an anagram for "A dirty hacker"

[rateyes]

16. Oooh. I think you are on to something.

[cwydro]

17. The guy is truly certifiable.