I wonder what would happen if Trump took a lie detector test.

[BlueStater]

Would the thing short circuit in like a minute from being unable to keep up with the amount of lies exploding from his face hole or would he actually pass it because he's just so sickly delusional that he thinks all the shit he says is true?

[LonePirate]

1. This is what would happen:

[Takket]

4. Or this

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. The machine would burst into flames.

[RKP5637]

3. I think he truly believes everything he says, so delusional! n/t

[BigmanPigman]

5. 50/50

I think he is crazy like a fox about half the time, the other half is plain crazy.

[Atticus]

6. "TILT!!!!!" nt

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

7. Given that lie detector tests

are accurate at best 70% of the time, probably a lot less than that, they're essentially meaningless.

I am never impressed when someone either passes or fails a polygraph.

[politicaljunkie41910]

10. Probably nothing would happen since he's been lying all his life. His neurological responses would

probably remain steady since he lies all the time and feels no remorse about lying.

[Blue_true]

8. The lie meter would catch fire. nt

[Hekate]

9. As a sociopath, I somehow think he wouldn't trigger

...the mechanism.

[SeattleVet]

11. Yep...he *knows* that he's always right, and shows no physiological stresses in lying.

[Baked Potato]

12. About 3 or 4 of them in parallel should handle the extra load

Using ohms law and all lol

[NightWatcher]

13. Never LET trump take a poly. We'd only lose. It'd be worse than the OJ "glove" incident.

[abqtommy]

14. It would depend on who was evaluating the test...Barr or an ethical professional?

[mitch96]

15. He would lie about the results!! nt

[Fozzledick]

16. It would be the most positive test ever!!1!

[krispos42]

17. Ever see "The Gadget", the first nuclear bomb ever, detonate?

Like that, only the fireball would be greasier and smell of KFC, hamberders, and covfefe.

[keithbvadu2]

18. Roseann show about 22:40 at the end

Roseann show

about 22:40 at the end

[Maru Kitteh]

19. Remember those films of nuclear tests in the desert?

That; but you know . . . . bigly-er.

[LeftInTX]

20. Psychopaths often pass

[lame54]

21. Nation wide blackout

[NCLefty]

22. Can they account for massive amounts of Sudafed with caffeine in it?

"I won't even drink a cup of coffee. I just stay away from those things." -Guess who?