MAGA - "Make America Genocidal Again"
This thing with the Kurds and Turkey--and their genocidal dictator--makes my heart hurt.
The Orange Menace didn't see the massacre coming like a freight train, and now he's scrambling to try to stop it by sucking up to Erdogan even more.
Trump: Hey, you promised not to do a genocide!
Erdogan: Eh.
Trump: How about I throw you a big state dinner, then will you stop?
Erdogan: But I don't trust you. Maybe announce it to the world first.
Trump: K.
Next day...
Trump: Hey, you said if I announced your big party you wouldn't massacre people.
Erdogan: Eh.
Trump: How about some airplanes? Then will will you stop?
Erdogan: But how can I trust you? You break your promises. How about you ship the planes here first.
Trump: K.
The Art of the Genocidal Deal.
