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from a sick rambling phone call with my sister, mostly about today's events...
would you sleep with the oranus* if it would save the world?
*orange anus
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Kali
Oct 2019
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WheelWalker
(9,402 posts)1. OMG. We must be related.
GemDigger
(4,380 posts)2. Hahaha, I was just going to say she sounded like me.
NCLefty
(3,678 posts)3. All we need to do is scrape up another $130,000 for a new prostitute.
None of us need get dirty here.
Kali
(56,829 posts)12. good thinking
Alea
(706 posts)4. Now I need brain bleach
Kali
(56,829 posts)13. and some antacid
Croney
(5,017 posts)5. Seriously? Of course I would.
He's 73; I'll be 75 on 11/11. I've sacrificed my dignity more than once in my life. I would do it so no younger woman would have to suffer the trauma. What is that old saying, just lie back and think of England? I would get it over with as fast as possible, then wipe my memory clean.
You're welcome.
Kali
(56,829 posts)14. that is true altruism
and funny too!
CaliforniaPeggy
(156,619 posts)6. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES.
Sorry, world.
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)7. There are some sacrifices no women should have to "bare".
This would be one of them.
Kali
(56,829 posts)16. stopped me short in my rant about him
Marie Marie
(11,306 posts)8. Even if I wanted to save the world,
I couldn't do it. No way. Of course, the thought of vomiting all over him about 30 seconds into it might make it all worth it.
Kali
(56,829 posts)17. made me go dead silent when she said it
ugh
miyazaki
(2,649 posts)9. Ah fuck it. Hold my beer.

Kali
(56,829 posts)18. BWAHAHAHA!!!
liberaltrucker
(9,168 posts)10. Goodbye, cruel world
Just one last drink.
Kali
(56,829 posts)19. a true hero
a BIG drink!