graphic warning!

[Kali]

from a sick rambling phone call with my sister, mostly about today's events...

would you sleep with the oranus* if it would save the world?






*orange anus

[WheelWalker]

1. OMG. We must be related.

[GemDigger]

2. Hahaha, I was just going to say she sounded like me.

[Kali]

11. LOL

[NCLefty]

3. All we need to do is scrape up another $130,000 for a new prostitute.

None of us need get dirty here.

[Kali]

12. good thinking

[Alea]

4. Now I need brain bleach

[Kali]

13. and some antacid

[Croney]

5. Seriously? Of course I would.

He's 73; I'll be 75 on 11/11. I've sacrificed my dignity more than once in my life. I would do it so no younger woman would have to suffer the trauma. What is that old saying, just lie back and think of England? I would get it over with as fast as possible, then wipe my memory clean.

You're welcome.

[Kali]

14. that is true altruism

and funny too!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES.

Sorry, world.

[Kali]

15. ...

[democratisphere]

7. There are some sacrifices no women should have to "bare".

This would be one of them.

[Kali]

16. stopped me short in my rant about him

[Marie Marie]

8. Even if I wanted to save the world,

I couldn't do it. No way. Of course, the thought of vomiting all over him about 30 seconds into it might make it all worth it.

[Kali]

17. made me go dead silent when she said it

ugh

[miyazaki]

9. Ah fuck it. Hold my beer.

[Kali]

18. BWAHAHAHA!!!

[liberaltrucker]

10. Goodbye, cruel world

Just one last drink.

[Kali]

19. a true hero

a BIG drink!