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from a sick rambling phone call with my sister, mostly about today's events...
would you sleep with the oranus* if it would save the world?
*orange anus
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Kali
Oct 2019
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WheelWalker
(8,956 posts)1. OMG. We must be related.
GemDigger
(4,305 posts)2. Hahaha, I was just going to say she sounded like me.
NCLefty
(3,678 posts)3. All we need to do is scrape up another $130,000 for a new prostitute.
None of us need get dirty here.
Kali
(55,025 posts)12. good thinking
Alea
(706 posts)4. Now I need brain bleach
Kali
(55,025 posts)13. and some antacid
Croney
(4,671 posts)5. Seriously? Of course I would.
He's 73; I'll be 75 on 11/11. I've sacrificed my dignity more than once in my life. I would do it so no younger woman would have to suffer the trauma. What is that old saying, just lie back and think of England? I would get it over with as fast as possible, then wipe my memory clean.
You're welcome.
Kali
(55,025 posts)14. that is true altruism
and funny too!
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,720 posts)6. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES.
Sorry, world.
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)7. There are some sacrifices no women should have to "bare".
This would be one of them.
Kali
(55,025 posts)16. stopped me short in my rant about him
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)8. Even if I wanted to save the world,
I couldn't do it. No way. Of course, the thought of vomiting all over him about 30 seconds into it might make it all worth it.
Kali
(55,025 posts)17. made me go dead silent when she said it
ugh
miyazaki
(2,251 posts)9. Ah fuck it. Hold my beer.
Kali
(55,025 posts)18. BWAHAHAHA!!!
liberaltrucker
(9,130 posts)10. Goodbye, cruel world
Just one last drink.
Kali
(55,025 posts)19. a true hero
a BIG drink!