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NEW YORKLeaping from a bannister on the upper story of a Manhattan luxury hotel, the presidents lawyer Rudy Giuliani reportedly shouted youll never take me alive! Wednesday before jumping towards a chandelier and immediately falling three stories onto the floor below. Good luck catching me as I disappear like a ghost in the windha, ha, you cant catch someone who never existed! Sayonara, suckers, said the former New York City mayor, who, moments before, had scrambled up the hotels guardrail after watching a CNN report implicating him in the Trump Ukraine scandal, his fingers grazing the very bottom of the ornate light fixture as he plummeted downward, smashing into the marble floor with a dull, wet thud. Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. Oh god, my fucking back. It hurts so bad. Ah, Jesus Christ. At press time, the hotels guests were politely sidestepping a bleeding and toothless Giuliani as he painfully crawled under a grand piano to hide from the authorities.
https://politics.theonion.com/you-ll-never-take-me-alive-shouts-giuliani-jumping-o-1839108048
RT Atlanta
(2,517 posts)his JWB moment...
it may be coming for him and, weirdly, the onion may be closer to truth than satire
SCantiGOP
(13,856 posts)I was hoping that wasnt The Onion.
SaulofTucson
(34 posts)*James Cagney's last words in White Heat (1949)