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catbyte

(34,372 posts) Fri Oct 18, 2019, 09:54 AM Oct 2019

my fave Bible story is the one where Jesus allows Rome

to invade Samaria and says it's not his problem and besides, the Samaritans are worse than the Romans and then he congratulates himself for being the best savior ever and jets off for a long weekend of golf at Galilee-a-Lago

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my fave Bible story is the one where Jesus allows Rome (Original Post) catbyte Oct 2019 OP

Thanks for your post. Collimator Oct 2019 #1

My fav Buy-bull verse: stopbush Oct 2019 #2

Samaritans may have been good guys but let me tell you they were no angels grantcart Oct 2019 #3

Too busy H2O Man Oct 2019 #5

If they only had dirt on Biden of Aramea. keithbvadu2 Oct 2019 #6

Owwwwwwch!!! calimary Oct 2019 #4

He'd call himself the Second Coming lunatica Oct 2019 #7

Galilee-a-Lago! FakeNoose Oct 2019 #8

And besides, the Judean People's Front were MUCH worse than the Samaritans Fritz Walter Oct 2019 #9

Rev. Graham cracker of NC joins him for some partying and golf. nt NCjack Oct 2019 #10

Collimator

(1,639 posts)

1. Thanks for your post.

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Fri Oct 18, 2019, 09:58 AM

Oct 2019

Making fun of Whatshisface is one of the critical treatments to surviving his reign.

stopbush

(24,396 posts)

2. My fav Buy-bull verse:

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Fri Oct 18, 2019, 11:57 AM

Oct 2019

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. - Ezekiel 23:20

grantcart

(53,061 posts)

3. Samaritans may have been good guys but let me tell you they were no angels

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Fri Oct 18, 2019, 12:00 PM

Oct 2019

And they couldn't find Normandy on a map even if maps were invented by then.

H2O Man

(73,534 posts)

5. Too busy

Reply to grantcart (Reply #3)

Fri Oct 18, 2019, 12:21 PM

Oct 2019

playing in the sand.

keithbvadu2

(36,770 posts)

6. If they only had dirt on Biden of Aramea.

Reply to grantcart (Reply #3)

Fri Oct 18, 2019, 12:25 PM

Oct 2019

If they only had dirt on Biden of Aramea.

calimary

(81,210 posts)

4. Owwwwwwch!!!

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Fri Oct 18, 2019, 12:19 PM

Oct 2019

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

7. He'd call himself the Second Coming

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Fri Oct 18, 2019, 12:29 PM

Oct 2019

except he can’t stand to be second best.

FakeNoose

(32,630 posts)

8. Galilee-a-Lago!

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Fri Oct 18, 2019, 12:45 PM

Oct 2019

The Golden Girls approve

Fritz Walter

(4,291 posts)

9. And besides, the Judean People's Front were MUCH worse than the Samaritans

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Fri Oct 18, 2019, 12:50 PM

Oct 2019

Warning: NSFW - Language at 0:02, and at 0:47.

NCjack

(10,279 posts)

10. Rev. Graham cracker of NC joins him for some partying and golf. nt

Reply to catbyte (Original post)

Fri Oct 18, 2019, 12:55 PM

Oct 2019

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