R.I.P., G7 2020 @ Doral. The bedbugs' loss is a gain for world leaders.

[Miles Archer]

Trump announces G-7 won’t be held at Doral after widespread criticism for it violating the Constitution



https://www.rawstory.com/2019/10/trump-announces-g-7-wont-be-held-at-doral-after-widespread-criticism-for-it-violating-the-constitution/

“I thought I was doing something very good for our country by using Trump National Doral, in Miami, for hosting the G-7 leaders,” Trump claimed.

“I announced that I would be willing to do it at no profit or, if legally permissible, at zero cost to the USA. But, as usual, the hostile media and their Democrat partners went crazy!” Trump argued.

“Therefore, based on both media and Democrat crazed and irrational hostility, we will no longer consider Trump National Doral, Miami, as the host site for the G-7 in 2020,” Trump announced.

“We will begin the search for another site, including the possibility of Camp David, immediately,” he added.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. The bedbugs' loss is a gain for U.S. taxpayers.

[sprinkleeninow]

2. Thot I was doing something very good, very very good, so very good, good,

stable jeenyus good. At zero cost except for a complete overhaul of dump's dump which the American taxpayers would have eaten.

[Miles Archer]

4. Installing AND removing damned HELICOPTER PADS, among other "upgrades."

Read about that one earlier this evening. Blew my damn mind.

[herding cats]

3. Oh, the humanity!

What about all the starving bedbug?!

[Generic Other]

5. Was it my Yelp review?

Trump National Doral Miami
$$$ Hotels

1.0 star rating 10/17/2019
"No bedbugs at Doral," says Donald Trump. Plenty of emoluments however.

[Skittles]

6. "if legally permissable"

GO FUCK YOURSELF, GRIFTER

[SMC22307]

7. Is that Limpballs standing next to him? (n/t)

[ChubbyStar]

9. Yes

Fuck both of those CRETINS!

[SMC22307]

11. Sideways! (n/t)

[Initech]

8. Can he ever not be an asshole about anything?

Democrat crazed? There's this thing called "the United States Constitution" that you should probably try reading sometime, Donny.

[mitch96]

10. I think the G7 just breathed a sigh of relief.......

Rumors of the summer heat and humidity in Miami are TRUE!!
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[Maru Kitteh]

12. Well gee Dump Truck, didn't you already "vet" like 9 other sites already?

Liar.

[Gothmog]

13. trump folded

Link to tweet