What will be your first post when you hear than the Con is leaving the White House

[malaise]

After fucking PHEW I'll write
Sleep tight
Don't let the bed bugs bite

[JHB]

1. That I'm cool with him letting the door hit his ass on the way out.

In fact, I'm cool with it doing so hard, and repeatedly.

[lastlib]

109. But I wouldn't want the door to get stained with his sh*t......

Awful thing to do to a door.....

[JHB]

111. A little planing, sanding, and a fresh coat of paint, good as new!

[lastlib]

117. yabbut you'd never get the stench out of it.

Sulfur and shit together don't make a good combination.....MHO

[NightWatcher]

2. Realize this. Some lucky DU'er will be the first DU'er to post a thread reading.

****Official trump has been removed from the White House thread****

Others will add or create their own, but someone will have immaculate timing.

I can't wait.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. That may be the only news on the board when this is announced

Any other news would pale in comparison!

[malaise]

16. Heheheheheheh - can't wait

That will be the thread of threads

[New Breed Leader]

89. that's gonna break the site.

and I'm ok with that.

[NurseJackie]

3. I'll be too busy dancing like this...

[tavernier]

7. Yup, me too,

except I won’t look that refined.

[PJMcK]

11. This will be me

[NurseJackie]

13. That's a good one too!

[malaise]

39. Nice

[malaise]

17. I might spill white wine on my lap top

[2naSalit]

32. There will be so much dancing,

it will likely set of earthquake censors!

[GemDigger]

59. Hahaha, hehehe, cough, breath, hahaha

I don't think we will be the only country dancing either. The world might just dance the planet out of orbit.

[2naSalit]

63. Perhaps it will have the unlikely result

of returning our "tilt" to 23 degrees!

I'm trying real hard to be patient about this but I can only hold my breath under water for so long.

[GemDigger]

65. Good one. With any luck it would adjust the moral compass of those that are lacking.

I know it is wishful thinking but maybe...

[2naSalit]

69. I'm with you on that one! ...nt

[tblue37]

40. I'll be thinking of this:

Link to tweet

[Mme. Defarge]

47. Thank you!

I didn’t see this when I posted those words below.
I wasn’t there but I watched it happen in real time on tv. It was electrifying.

[tblue37]

53. Actually, I posted this before I read the thread, but I think you posted your comment long before

I posted mine.

[BigMin28]

81. Thank you

For posting that clip. I get chills every time I hear it. The sincerity with which he delivered those words never fail to move me.

[RainCaster]

5. I will be going down to my wine cellar...

Looking for a nice red.

[Dennis Donovan]

6. I'm sure I'll sob...

...thru my tears of joy, I'll *try* to type something.

[nolabear]

8. Maybe a line from The Grateful Dead.

Rat in a drain ditch/Dogs in a pile/Nothin’ left to do but smile, smile, smile...😄

[The Figment]

56. HE'S GONE AND NOTHINGS GONNA BRING HIM BACK !!!

Dancing in the Streets, Dancing in the Streets, There gonna be Dancing in the Streets!

[FM123]

9. Just this....

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[PCIntern]

10. THEY FIRED THE SHIT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

[malaise]

21. I'd love to hear that in the same tone he used for others

I just want him gone

[MyOwnPeace]

12. I'm torn between

"THANK GOD!"

or

"OK, God, what took so long?"

[blugbox]

14. Donald, YOU'RE FIRED!!

I just want someone to rub his most famous saying right in his stupid fucking face.

I am making the day he dies a holiday, whether he's in or out of office.

[patricia92243]

15. Hallelujah!

[blueinredohio]

18. I won't have time to post

I'll be dancing in the street.

[lark]

19. My celebration songs will be -

Ding dong the witch is dead, the orange old witch, the nasty man witch

then Celebration - the song and activity & dancing with joy along with some good brut champagne.

[mercuryblues]

25. I was told I could spend $150

on a bottle of champaigne to celebrate, Any suggestions?

[lark]

27. We are simple when it comes to champagne -

Our usual brand is Korbel Brut, it's tasty and reasonable. Some friends brought a bottle of Dom Perignon to one of our parties and man was that delicious. I might even spring for that since this would be one of the happiest days of my life and it would be worth it.

[mercuryblues]

35. Same here. Korbel is my affordable favorite

When Bush left office, we bought a bottle of champaigne (I wish I could remember what it was) to celebrate. We bought the kids sparkling cider. We then used this in the fireplace.



I wish I could find one with trump on it.


This is my special occasion favorite

Moët & Chandon Brut It starts at about 30 a bottle and is the parent company of Dom Perignon. But you truly haven't lived until you drink Dom straight out of the bottle still in the paper bag.

[Efilroft Sul]

20. "Hey, everybody, we're all getting laid!"

Props to Rodney Dangerfield.

[zanana1]

22. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. nt

[Cirque du So-What]

23. Our long national nightmare is at an end

Nixon redux.

[empedocles]

24. 'RULE OF LAW', 'RULE OF LAW'!

[Afromania]

26. Holy shit, yes.. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS (deep breath) WHEW *Double Fist Pump*

[Rustynaerduwell]

28. To quote Gerald Ford:

"My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over".

[Miles Archer]

29. Probably "Fuck, YES," but...

...I'll stretch it out to fit the entire subject line, like

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, YES."

And everyone will know exactly what I'm talking about without clicking on it.

[liberalmuse]

30. Nothing.

I’ll be celebrating in the streets with everyone else until further notice.

[thinkingagain]

31. Finally!!!!!!

Now we can start to try and clean up the mess he made.

[HipChick]

33. I will thank Treason45..

NOT!!!....
but this nightmare how shown how vulnerable voting system is, and that all the rules/laws around the Presidency need to be review....he poked holes in the firewalls and institutions..

[MoonRiver]

34. Free at last, free at last!

Thank GAWD almighty, we're free at last!

[tblue37]

42. GMTA. nt

I posted the actual MLK clip above.

[MoonRiver]

60. Cool, I will look for it!

[Mme. Defarge]

45. Ha! I was typing this while you were posting it.

[MoonRiver]

61. Great minds...

[Mme. Defarge]

62. Aged to perfection

in my case.

[MoonRiver]

77. Me too

[Mme. Defarge]

86. Nice to know

my huckleberry friend!

[MoonRiver]

91. It's not great to get older, but I do feel wiser, lol!

[MontanaMama]

36. I think I'll have a good cry

And then dance my ass off followed by a toast with a good champagne. Of course, I’ll be hanging here with you all because DU has been my port in this storm.

[DFW]

37. This one!

[klook]

90. Gorgeous. Great choice.

What an uplifting experience for musicians and audience alike. And in Nurnberg, no less.

I look forward to celebrating the end of Reich 3.01.

[3catwoman3]

113. How magnificent!

It is such a gift to be able to make music.

[DFW]

114. Very much so!

MANY years ago (45 years, to be exact--is THAT scary?), when I used to tour in my spare time, I called one of my pieces "The 1974 Overture" celebrating Nixon's resignation. It got me a rare standing ovation at a German folk festival in 1975 when I ended my set with it. There is no other feeling equal to that.

[3catwoman3]

116. Over the years, I have played piano, flute...

...and piccolo, and learned enough basic guitar chords to do a few folk songs. I have a wonderful 1918 Gulbransen upright grand (what I call a Sunday school piano), that I still play, although with a very limited repertoire and only when I am home alone so no one can hear my many mistakes. It is an old-fashioned player piano with the pump-it-yourself foot pedals.

I take out my 56 year old Gemeinhardt flute from time to time, and play along with something on YouTube when I can pick out the melody. One of my cats shows up and meows loudly when I do this. I can't tell is she is trying to "sing along," or trying to get me to stop.

My most recent musical involvement is being a member of a small handbell choir at the little Unitarian Universalist congregation where I have been a member for the last 8 years. Totally different, and fun.

From reading some of your posts, I know you are a much more accomplished musician than I.

[DFW]

118. I come from a musical family

My mom majored in Classical music in college, encouraged me to take piano lessons early, didn't object when the sixties came along, and I took up guitar and bass, and chuckled when I entered college and joined the balalaika orchestra. My sister is a professional opera singer (mezzo).

When I was 19, my brother got me Leo Kottke's "Armadillo" album, and it was like a new world had been revealed to me. From that day on, the 12 string guitar was my instrument, and I even sought out the legendary Serbian master builder, Božo Podunavac, and had him make me several guitars over the years. Although I played bass and keyboards with various rock groups until then, after 1971, I only performed solo on the 12 string guitar. I even got to play in front of Bill Clinton once! I also once had the honor of doing a 45 minute set of Russian songs with Theodore Bikel (at HIS invitation!), so I have had a few highlights along the way, it's true.

[3catwoman3]

120. A few highlights, indeed!

I have been a member of a clog dancing group, now many years ago, and we used to strut our stuff at folk music festivals in the upper peninsula of Michigan and northern Wisconsin. Blue grass music always sets my toes too tapping.

I wish I could play the bagpipes.

It often feels as if music makes my very cells vibrate. It can be a whole body experience.

[DFW]

122. Way back when, I played with a Dutch-American folk group that did Bluegrass and Celtic

We were called the Holland-America Line, and even recorded 2 albums ("Maiden Voyage" and "Cornbread, Kilts and Cossacks" ) that were sold in the States.

Fun times. But day jobs and all........

[comradebillyboy]

38. Ring in the Jubilee

[redstatebluegirl]

41. I will do the same happy dance I did when Scalia left this earth for down under.

Look what happened after that, don't count your chickens until they are hatched. I think they will put Romney in there as the candidate and that could beat us in 2020, then we are right back in the soup again. I refuse to be happy until after November of 2020 when we take the White House, the House and make inroads in the Senate. Now if that happens I will do a major happy dance.

[imanamerican63]

43. Roy Clark sang the "Thank God and Greyhound, She's Gone".......

It will be "Thank God, Trump is Finally gone"!

[Mme. Defarge]

44. FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST!!

THANK GOD ALMIGHTY WE’RE FREE AT LAST!!!

Then I will pop the cork on the bottle of Champagne that has been in my fridge since election night 2016.

[malaise]

46. LOL

I think DU would crash from happiness overload

[FoxNewsSucks]

48. He's headed for JAIL!!!!*

* or the grave. Whichever, I'm happy either way!

[Takket]

49. I've written it in my head but it stays there until it happens lol

Don’t want to jinx it lol

[Hotler]

50. Nothing wrong with thinking positive. Don't get your hopes up to soon.

The fascist will fight hard to keep this one.

[malaise]

52. He's already backing down

He knows he's up shit creek without a paddle - impeachment is coming! Justice is coming!

[58Sunliner]

51. I hope he goes out in a coroners van. I'd settle for handcuffs.

Then I will celebrate.

[Boomerproud]

54. There is a God.

If that day ever comes.

[treestar]

55. Good riddance asshole!

Then I’ll go out and dance in the streets!

[Aristus]

57. "GOODBYYYYYYYYYYYE MOTHER-F****RRRRRRRRRR!!!"

[get the red out]

58. I will be crying from relief

and joy too hard to type out a post. I just hope I will be capable of scrolling through ya'alls. They will be fun!

[keithbvadu2]

64. Well, bye.

Tombstone - Well, bye.

[Dirty Socialist]

66. I hope that will be sometime BEFORE 2025

It would SUCK if it wasn't. If he is still there, we would all be speaking Russian by then

[StarfishSaver]

67. I may not have a chance to post right away

I'll be too busy dancing in the streets with a few thousand other people ...

I'm working on my moves:

[lunatica]

68. Doing a seriously happy dance

.

[Thunderbeast]

70. A YOUTUBE video of me cutting my hair!

My last haircut was before the 2016 election. My ponytail goes to the middle of my back. Several people look at me with a double take....thinking I am Jerry Garcia.

When the menace is gone, I will give myself a clean shave and a buzz cut.

[malaise]

71. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Love it

[spanone]

72. Happy Happy Joy Joy

[cynatnite]

73. Not counting my chickens just yet. n/t

[WePurrsevere]

80. Until he's GONE...

I'm not normally superstitious (black cats, number 13, etc I'm cool with) but there's apparently a part of me that just can't bring myself to take any chances that might 'jinx' his leaving even though I know logically, one way or another, sooner or later, he definitely will be.

[cynatnite]

84. That's how I feel...

Despite his cheating in 2016 with Russia's help and all the other factors that led to him getting into the WH, I'm just not going to think about it until it happens.

I don't even pay attention to the polls anymore. They don't matter as much as they used to.

[WePurrsevere]

87. While I find polls sometimes interesting...

I've had a difficult time taking them very seriously, especially when I can't see the specific wording, number polled, etc, since I took stats in college. Since 2016 though that 'difficult time' has increased exponentially and often accompanied by eye rolls.

[cynatnite]

88. Yep. n/t

[ooky]

74. Party time!

[Alea]

96. Exactly what came to my mind lol

[kimbutgar]

75. Ding dong the witch is dead!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

76. "Back in a few, I'm off to the liquor store."

[Va Lefty]

78. It will take me at least a week to sober up enough to operate a keyboard

[wryter2000]

79. I will have bought a hugely expensive bottle of Scotch in anticipation

I’ll be pouring myself some and reading what other DUers have written through tears of joy and relief.

[MuseRider]

82. Dunno

I sat here watching and did not say a word until they loaded that MF Cheney in his helicopter and it lifted off the surface of our planet at the spot where he did the most damage. I raised my arm with my hand in a fist and scared every bird off the trees around our house. I then cried big tears of relief and I rarely cry.

Both bad administrations in different ways, some similar but both as evil AF!

I imagine I will repeat this one but if he goes by impeachment? If he is arrested? If he is broke and broken and has nowhere to hide then I will laugh my silly ass off and dance for joy. Probably even do a mid day drunk and that is not my usual style either. I have never felt this about another human. I have hated the actions of those who are cruel and treat our country as well as others like their personal toilet but it is nothing like this. I cannot even describe how horrible I feel about these grifters.

[flibbitygiblets]

83. Free at last, Free at last, Thank God Almighty we are free at last!

[blm]

85. Bye now - heading to store to buy groceries for a Thanksgiving meal.

And I will celebrate that day as a modern era Thanksgiving Day.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

92. Ding dong the the dickhead bitch's presidency is dead.

or something similar.

[NCLefty]

93. Free at last! / The long national nightmare is over...

[Maru Kitteh]

94. As long as we have a low fire danger, I'm going to shoot off one mother of a shell.

After I get done crying, and drinking a little - I'll come back inside and join the celebration.

[Generic Brad]

95. First post?

I’ll be too busy celebrating with liquid libations.

[hunter]

97. Alive or dead?

Either is fine by me, but it may make a difference, not that I'l be respectful either way.

There's more than one way a house can fall on someone...

[struggle4progress]

98. Secretary of the Treasury? A guy can dream big, can't he?

[Lock him up.]

99. First step done! Now I want to see him rot in jail ASAP.

Nobody is above the law.

[canetoad]

100. This

[applegrove]

101. I had a friend who said "ding dong the witch is dead" after a conservative

PM lost his election. We were driving by his house. I think that is a politico thing to say.

[wendyb-NC]

102. I'll just be singing and dancing in the street!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

103. "Poll time: jail or firing squad?"

[malaise]

105. Whatever the law demands for treason

What did he suggest for whistleblowers?

[Hermit-The-Prog]

106. this could get interesting ...

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.

The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.

All we need is a majority in both houses of Congress to declare the punishment, and then convict the formerly impeached TraitorTot of treason.

'Treason shall be punished by placing the Convicted covfefe within the confines of an Cage, which thence shall be transported throughout the Land, giving citizens ample opportunity to Point, Stare, and Ridicule. Officers shall be stationed around the Perimeter of the Cage, to ensure that the Convicted suffers no assaults by insufficiently ripened Fruits, which might untimely end the citizens' ability to express displeasure.'

Congress could get creative.

[malaise]

107. You mean a cage like those where he threw those little brown children

or one like his friends in Florida paraded a fake Hillary? Will people be allowed th torw rotten fruit from the sidelines?

[dchill]

104. Umm... Do not collect $200?

[duforsure]

108. I'll say

We won't forget all the damage you've done and what you said to others at your sentencing hearing. Goodbye MF45! I will be drinking margarita's while celebrating his and his families indictments, and arrests.

[maxrandb]

110. "Saddle-up! It's time to go after the rest of the Retrumplicans"

[SayItLoud]

112. Southern District of New York...take the ball and run.

The scum is going to get a Federal pardon, also pardons for his crime family and anyone else who can eventually make him $$$$ will get pardons or immunity. Only state charges will get us some payback and man do I want that in addition to him thrown out of our government. No white collar "fines", not "cant' run or be part of a charitable foundation for 10 years, nothing that money (his or Russian) can buy his way out of responsibility. Humiliation and jail.

Just sayin...

[Gidney N Cloyd]

115. ...

[malaise]

119. DUers are the best

Some great responses here

[Sugar Smack]

121. I won't have to type a thing. Y'all are going to hear me sound my barbaric YAWP

over the rooftops of the world!