When you flush a toilet with fecal matter

[PCIntern]

There is the paper and the “log”. Now some toilets due to the construction of the flapper take a little longer to flush but eventually the force of the descending water in addition to the Coriolis Effect eject the material into the drain-waste-vent pipe. Now as we have all experienced, sometimes the log takes a little longer to go down but down it goes: either the first flush, the second flush (often due to the smaller tank of water conservation toilets) or as a last result, with a plunger.

Trump is the log: it’s only a question of effort but down he goes into the abyss of the metaphorical political sewer.

[True Blue American]

1. What a Poetical way to describe it!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. Was wondering what the purpose of this was

... then I got to the punchline!

As I was reading I paused every half sentence, was looking at

Your post count, check
General Discussion, not lounge, check
Good grammar, spelling, structure, check

So I kept reading despite the subject matter. Well done!

[Mc Mike]

3. He's a floater.

Richard Pryor had a bit on that.

There was one in Man Who Knew Too Little, too. 'Spencer knows how to deal with floaters. Tell him to use a plunger or we're all sunk.'

[FM123]

4. Calling trump feces is an insult to feces.

[mindem]

5. That must mean

drumph is the leader of the Turd Reich.

[UniteFightBack]

9. LOL. nt

[trusty elf]

12. ...

[Oppaloopa]

13. Good one.

[TEB]

6. So I had a trump this morning before I showered

[lastlib]

18. I've been dumping trumps since 1/20/17.

"Trump is the log." --OP
"The log is trump." --lastlib

[Jarqui]

7. I think Trump et al is closer to diarrhea

We all know Trump and his cabal are sickening - even the Republicans who know Putin is paying him.

The trouble is getting enough hands to agree it is time politically to pull the lever to flush him.

Once they do, Trump will have no problem submerging to the bottom of the septic tank of history.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

8. Ah you inspired me to coin new word "tweetarhea" (bet someone else was first) akin to verborhea. .nt

[2naSalit]

35. +1

[BlueMTexpat]

10. Chuckling at this

whole thread!

Thanks, PCIntern!

[FailureToCommunicate]

11. Nice, but I think it'll be more like this: Trump: "I missed"...

Americans: "What do you mean 'you missed'?"
Trump: "I missed"
(Walks away, for us to clean up the disaster)

[trusty elf]

14. pardon my graphic graphic

[lastlib]

19. I may have to borrow that!

Damn, that's funny! (Love the bonespurs medal!)

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

15. That comparison is an insult to all "logs"!!

Bernie/Elizabeth or Elizabeth/Bernie 2020!!
Either way, they're stronger together!!
Welcome to the revolution!!!

[NNadir]

16. However, in the case where a flushing device is...

...not available, huge health effects are often observed.

The fact that Trump is a piece of shot is obvious, but the Senate is kind of like a big wad of congealed shit clogging the line.

[47of74]

17. A giant orange log

One that's been festering for 73 years.

[TheCowsCameHome]

20. Stainless steel prison toilets are very efficient

Trump will be looking at one someday.

[El Mimbreno]

34. New Mexico has them in some rest areas...

On a frosty morning they can kill your inspiration instantly.

[MineralMan]

21. Here's my similar post from yesterday:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212613709

[PCIntern]

22. I apologize MM:

If I’d seen your post I’d have given you credit for the inspiration. Great minds do think alike!!😆

[MineralMan]

23. No need for an apology. We just hit on the same metaphor.

It's a natural when it comes to Trump. I love it. Your post was more graphic than mine, which is good. I just wanted to give you another laugh.

[PCIntern]

30. And laugh I did! Thx!!

[mysteryowl]

24. Oh, your post needs one of these...

[Pepsidog]

25. Apt analogy.

[912gdm]

26. you will need a metaphorical poop knife

to get the trump turd down the drain

[Ohiogal]

27. I can't wait

to pull the lever and flush them all away next November

[Sneederbunk]

28. In 2020 Flush the Turd on November 3rd.

[PCIntern]

29. Good one! Nt

[TheBlackAdder]

31. Or he's a big fat turd that needs a plunger, multiple flushes and fecal matter splashes everywhere.

[Stuart G]

32. Here we are discussing Donald Trump..and who he is, with.."fecal matter"

As Donald Trump flows through the pipes to hell, he might destroy the pipes. But, Will they take him down there?...........
...............

[PCIntern]

33. There are not a few jokes

concerning just this journey.

[Blue Owl]

36. Trump is the swirling dervish

Leaving streaks and skid marks along the way...

[Skittles]

37. that log needed a courtesy flush

yes INDEED