Matt Gaetz is NOT a Florida Congressman.

[Towlie]

As a South Floridian I must protest the reference to Gaetz as "Representative Matt Gaetz (R-Florida)." His district is within an area referred to by many as the "Florida Panhandle" but I prefer to call it "Virtual Alabama." Therefore he should henceforth be referred to as "Representative Matt Gaetz (R-Virtual Alabama)."

[House of Roberts]

1. Nope, you're stuck with him.

We ain't claiming him here in Alabama. We have Mo Brooks, so we don't need any more fuckwittery than we already have.

[Polybius]

17. I'm shocked that he's not running for the Senate again

The nomination would have been his.

[malaise]

2. Is he in the Con's cone?

[dewsgirl]

3. I just moved here from S.Fl. to help my son(Air Force) and DIL.

This isn't real Florida. FLA F@cking Lower Alabama.

[FM123]

4. As a Broward County South Floridian

I like to imagine he is so far up the state that he is somewhere in Alabama too! Actually he is so far up trump's rear end he should be the Representative of Trump'sBowels.

[Towlie]

11. Me too. I'm in Debbie Wasserman Schultz's district.

[RustyWheels]

15. Me too. Also in Debbie Wasserman Schultz's district.

West Broward County

[yellowcanine]

5. Funny because I used to know someone who lived in the panhandle. And they talked about "going to

Florida" when they meant traveling outside of the panhandle to other parts of Florida. Ane then there is the different time zone. So you have a point.

[DinahMoeHum]

6. Well, a Democratic challenger has stepped up for 2020. . .

Phil Ehr for Congress

https://www.ehrforcongress.com/
https://www.facebook.com/PhilEhrFlorida/
https://twitter.com/PhilEhr

[el_bryanto]

7. Yeah - that's crap

it's in the state of Florida, and I live in the panhandle.

Bryant
http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[COLGATE4]

8. His district is often referred to as "Redneck Riviera".

[whopis01]

9. Nope. You don't get to redefine things to your liking.

The Florida panhandle is part of Florida.

That is all.

[Baitball Blogger]

10. Isn't that amazing that it only takes one Republican politician from Florida

to make Florida look more sleazy than it actually is? It's like we're already standing at the edge of a very high cliff and the slightest breeze can push us over.

[HAB911]

12. LA: Lower Alabama!

[Danascot]

13. Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at Target

I had to check this out to make sure whether it was Gaetz or not.

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-stuffed-olaf-at-target

[roscoeroscoe]

14. Floribama line

Fresh!

[LexVegas]

16. How about your governor? Or US senators?

[Totally Tunsie]

18. If that's the case, can we consider the Chump

to be R-Russia?

[lostnfound]

19. Oh gosh, that explains it!

I feel better about my birth state now.