Matt Gaetz is NOT a Florida Congressman.
As a South Floridian I must protest the reference to Gaetz as "Representative Matt Gaetz (R-Florida)." His district is within an area referred to by many as the "Florida Panhandle" but I prefer to call it "Virtual Alabama." Therefore he should henceforth be referred to as "Representative Matt Gaetz (R-Virtual Alabama)."
We ain't claiming him here in Alabama. We have Mo Brooks, so we don't need any more fuckwittery than we already have.
This isn't real Florida. FLA F@cking Lower Alabama.
I like to imagine he is so far up the state that he is somewhere in Alabama too! Actually he is so far up trump's rear end he should be the Representative of Trump'sBowels.
Florida" when they meant traveling outside of the panhandle to other parts of Florida. Ane then there is the different time zone. So you have a point.
it's in the state of Florida, and I live in the panhandle.
The Florida panhandle is part of Florida.
That is all.
to make Florida look more sleazy than it actually is? It's like we're already standing at the edge of a very high cliff and the slightest breeze can push us over.
I had to check this out to make sure whether it was Gaetz or not.