New Margaret & Helen - Did Anyone Else Realize We Are Building A Wall In Colorado?

[Stonepounder]

https://margaretandhelen.com/2019/10/24/did-anyone-else-realize-we-are-building-a-wall-in-colorado-old-mexicans-new-mexicans-realdonaldtrump-hates-all-mexicans-coloradowall/

Did anyone else realize we are building a wall in Colorado?

Margaret, nobody is perfect. Lord knows I’ve been known to have a mental lapse every now and then. Like when I thought Tulsi Gabbard might have some good ideas to add to the debates. She didn’t and that’s ok. I’m a big enough person to admit when I’m wrong. Having that capacity – that strength – to admit your mistakes, learn from them, grow from them, and then move on – well that’s actually a sign of good character. Which is exactly the reason why I can say without a doubt that Donald J. Drumpf, the 45th (gulp) President of these United States must have a really, really, really tiny penis.

Now hear me out…

Yesterday, Donald told a crowd of idiots that he was building a wall in New Mexico. He isn’t, but that’s not the point of this story. And for those of you who are upset that I just arbitrarily called the entire crowd idiots, just hang in there. I’ll make my case.

Trump told the room full of morons – I mean idiots – that he was building a wall in New Mexico. And then he added that he was building a wall in Colorado. And then in Texas… Wait. What? Colorado? He’s building a wall in Colorado? Yep. That’s what he said. And apparently it’s “a big one that really works.” He then joked about not building one in Kansas. And thank goodness about that because Oklahoma already feels insecure enough. Being cut off from Trump’s United States would just be rubbing salt in those Sooner wounds.

Full letter at link. No paywall. I love Margaret & Helen.

[Nevilledog]

1. Thanks. Enjoyed reading the whole thing.

[Hotler]

2. Kicking for a good read. nt

[Hekate]

3. Thanks a bunch! I was just wondering how my two favorite old ladies were doing...

[gopiscrap]

4. Ha Ha

all his followers are either fucking idiots or on the take

[whopis01]

5. If you don't build a wall in Colorado how do you keep new Mexicans from getting in?

[jmowreader]

6. We should be building four walls in Colorado

They’ll enclose the new federal prison we’ll have to build to hold the Trump Administration.

[icymist]

7. K & R