Trump just tweekted "something very big just happened"

[Demovictory9]

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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Something very big has just happened!

[highplainsdem]

1. He's excited about a new laxative?

[Poiuyt]

2. Donnie made poopies!

and didn't smear it on the wall

[mr_lebowski]

6. rofl ... that was good one! (nt)

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

62. That was my thought

"Look mommy!! I did a big poopy," Donald Trump.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. He finally had a bowel movement after his third Big Mac,

and he had to let us all know he did a poopy?

[dchill]

4. Will it flush? or will you have to call the White House plumbers?

[lastlib]

58. (that's "Plumbers"--with a capital "P")

He just stole Nixon's playbook.

[Autumn]

5. He made poo poo? On pins and needles here.

[Demovictory9]

8. 6 minutes..no details

[wasupaloopa]

7. He placed a wet kiss on Putin's butt.

[Demovictory9]

9. 9 minutes. no details

[highplainsdem]

10. Joan Walsh response:

Link to tweet

I just feel so terrible for you, all alone, on a Saturday night, telling us "something very big" happened. There are losers in bars all over the world trying to get attention, too.

[Demovictory9]

11. ouch! good one

[alittlelark]

13. ....

[lpbk2713]

23. Trump is the kind of asshole that would go into a bar ...

and say "I am a former Marine" or "I am a former SEAL".

But he probably knows he's too dopey looking to have any credibility.

[Demovictory9]

12. 12 minutes...no details

[SlogginThroughIt]

14. I don't find this funny at all

Sorry. I don't this fucker is going to do something very evil. They are out to frame Obama, Biden, or Hillary or all three. These fuckers are actively trying to destroy our country and poop jokes just aren't comforting me these days.

[luvs2sing]

17. My thoughts exactly. n/t

[Demovictory9]

19. there is a sadness to it...how far we have fallen,,,president-wise

[Wednesdays]

21. If something REALLY important has happened

You'd think it'd be all over the twitterverse and/or the news?

[Demovictory9]

29. first news outlet picks up story

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/10/something-very-big-has-just-happened-donald-trump/

‘Something very big has just happened’: Donald Trump

[dewsgirl]

33. And Brennan, Comey, McCabe, Strock and Page.

I probably forgot a few.

[alfredo]

61. Big raid on ISIS leaders

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/26/politics/white-house-trump-announcement-sunday/index.html

ISIS leader al-Baghdadi believed to have been killed in a US military raid, sources say

[highplainsdem]

15. Adam Parkhomenko:

Link to tweet

Super cool for the president of the United States to play these kinds of games. Are we talking aliens or a hemorrhoid busted open while you were tweeting on the toilet?

[drray23]

16. Did he just bomb some country ? Nt

[mahatmakanejeeves]

18. Everyone else has had the same first thought I had.

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Barring that, he's probably just manipulating the overseas stock markets.

Read it here:

Link to tweet

[alittlelark]

20. Viagra + cocaine + porn

= The tiny mushroom moved !!!!!

[OAITW r.2.0]

22. Did Russia just initiate a nuclear war with us?

Pretty fucking irresponsible and reckless for a so-called POTUS. Or as I think of you, Fake-President".

This isn't a reality game show, idiot.

[Demovictory9]

24. very irresponsible. I guess he's happily watching the views accumulate

[Demovictory9]

25. 21 minutes no further tweets... sad sad ... most powerful position in the world - held by 8 year old

in a 73 year old body

[dalton99a]

27. He's yelling for toilet paper

[dalton99a]

26. Another Trump win

[dewsgirl]

28. Waa that all, between this and the .... tweet from this morning,

I think he is running out of material. Whatever it is, it won't be good for our side, I am sure.

[at140]

30. He had the noisiest fart?

I would totally believe that from this ego-maniac.

[Kaleva]

31. Might be about this

"#pt: Barisha is ~3-4km from the #Turkey border. It's in long-time #AlQaeda territory, spanning between Al-Dana-Sarmada-Salqin.

As I recall, a helicopter-borne raid on AQ in NW #Syria has never happened - this would suggest a very high-level target."

Link to tweet

[greyl]

39. #Baghdadi nt

[Jarqui]

54. I've seen tweets claiming it was ISIS leader Al-Bagdadi - not sure how reliable they are nt

[ritapria]

55. I'v read reports that Al-Baghdai had been killed awhile back

Only to read reports 6 months later he was still alive

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

63. He's like Kenny

He keeps coming back to life.

[uponit7771]

67. +1,

[Kaleva]

56. I've seen that too. Nothing confirmed yet though.

[Grasswire2]

32. leaking classified info again?

Geez.

[TheCowsCameHome]

34. Not big enough, if he was still able to send a tweet.

[Lithos]

35. Ted Lieu's reply

Link to tweet

?s=20

[eShirl]

49. perfect

[salin]

36. Fox News must not be talking about him enough, tonight.

So Boom! Lets get folks to talk about ME! Or - he, or one of his henchmen, has just done something horrible that we will read about in the morning. He.is.exhausting.

[zentrum]

37. In other words

....send me good ratings. Like it's a reality-show teaser.

That's all this is to him.

[eppur_se_muova]

38. tweetked means tweeted while tweaking ? nt

[Demovictory9]

51. lol

[Sugar Smack]

40. 36 minutes now.

Irresponsible, worthless POS.

[Demovictory9]

52. now..an hour

[Blue Owl]

41. Got a new gold-plated masculine toilet?

n/t

[lpbk2713]

42. Valdimir told Trump he's a good boy.

And he couldn't wait to spread the news.

[Efilroft Sul]

43. It was a Saturday Night Massacre of three Big Macs, large fries, and 64 oz. of Coke and Adderall.

[blogslut]

44. I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS FUCKING CHILD

[smirkymonkey]

46. Ugh! YES!

I am so sick of his drama and bullshit. When will he just shut the fuck up and go away? I swear, I would give anything to never hear from him again.

[Ahpook]

47. Same here

This shit has got to stop very soon.

Come the fuck on! This is ridiculous

[Ahpook]

45. He has the mentality of a child

This dude needs to be removed ASAP!

The POTUS posting cliffhangers on Twitter.

What has happened to us?

[James48]

48. He just pushed the red button

To see what would happen.

Luckily, a fine Air Force Officer clipped the wires before he pushed the red button.

[dflprincess]

50. Don't know what Spanky means, but Mrs. Betty Bowers knows what it's not.

Link to tweet

[greyl]

53. #Baghdadi

Be extra-skeptical about the storytelling with this one.

[Takket]

57. what an irresponsible prick he is

[Miles Archer]

59. It's this:

President Donald Trump’s cryptic “something very big has just happened” tweet may refer to a military raid in Syria.

“The United States military has conducted a special operations raid targeting one of its most high-value targets, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of the Islamic State militant group (ISIS), Newsweek has learned. President Donald Trump approved the mission nearly a week before it took place,” Newsweek reported Saturday.

“Amid reports Saturday of U.S. military helicopters over Syria’s northwestern Idlib province, a senior Pentagon official familiar with the operation and Army official briefed on the matter told Newsweek that Baghdadi was the target of the top-secret operation in the last bastion of the country’s Islamist-dominated opposition, a faction that has clashed with ISIS in recent years,” Newsweek reported. “A U.S. Army official briefed on the results of the operation told Newsweek that Baghdadi was killed in the raid. And the Defense Department told the White House they have “high confidence” that the high-value target killed was Baghdadi, but further verification is pending.”

The team was reportedly from the Joint Special Operations Command.

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/10/us-forces-took-down-abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-in-syria-could-be-trumps-very-big-news-report/

[grantcart]

66. Medical crews are on stand by at the official announcement to treat his

arm which is likely to be pulled out of its socket and twisted into a fracture as he pats himself on the back.

[Midnight Writer]

60. Bully says "Made you flinch!" Ha! Ha!

[Demovictory9]

64. lol.. yes he did. jokes on all of us..all 330 million

[Initech]

65. Seriously where is Michael Scott when you need him?