My take on tomorrow's morning special announcement.

[912gdm]

So if it's regarding al-bagdadi <sp> then yay. But he posted his cryptic tweet at 930 on a Saturday night. Mr ratings could have gotten big news cycle cred, invaded our airwave personal space, and everyone on the Sunday show would be talking about trump and the ISIS terrorist who is no more.

But he postponed it until tomorrow morning, instead of taking all that Saturday evening prime-time lightning?


This is my take. He is such a physical mess that his make up and hair team had no way in the brief time allotted to make him anywhere near presentable on TV. Whatever passes for his hair takes a professional so skilled to weave that cotton candy mess into, whatever that is he wears.


If there was an actual emergency, something that needed to get out and needed national cohesion for our people, he wont be there because he is so fucking vain and it takes that many hours to lipstick that pig. We are on our own.

[elleng]

1. 'Compete' with Sunday morning shows.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

2. Not that it matters but...he supposedly does his own hair and makeup.

[Poiuyt]

3. That's certainly not hard to believe

No professional makeup artist would admit to work of that quality.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

9. Even non-professionals:). But you made me think...

Why would a supposed billionaire do their own hair? Isn't this actually another proof positive example that he's an egomaniac? That he literally thinks he alone is doing the best job with it?

[smirkymonkey]

7. It's pretty obvious.

He's a fucking train wreck. Ivanka needs to bring in a stylist.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

8. hair fuehrer

[RainCaster]

4. BFD-- I'm watching Sunday football tomorrow

Better than the next installment of DFT's Shit Show.

[pnwest]

5. There's also the sun-downing. It's

probably much harder to make him coherent at this time of night. Grandpa would be wandering off the stage, drooling on the podium, asking for ice cream...

[emmaverybo]

6. "Cotton Candy mess" brilliant! LOL at "that cotton candy mess" that is the presidential hair.