"canines....I call them dogs". A 5th grade speech

[ksoze]

What a painful experience watching a 70 year old man talk as though addressing his peers - elementary school age people.

[cwydro]

1. Context?

[ksoze]

2. His victory speech this morning.

[cwydro]

3. Ah, didn't watch it. Out with my own pooches running in the park.

Not sorry I missed it.

Thanks though!

[bullwinkle428]

4. It's still going on, if you can believe it. Cannot stop talking.

[Kaleva]

5. Did Trump say something about puppies?

[Delmette2.0]

10. Yes.

That is when I switched channels.

[Kaleva]

11. I looked at my wife and said "WTF?"

[Dennis Donovan]

6. OF NOTE: Obama's bin Laden announcement did NOT include a news conference

...or any sort of victory-lapping.

There's a right way to make this sort of announcement, and a wrong way. We just witnessed the latter.

[CanonRay]

7. Only 6am on the west coast

that's ok, he writes us off anyway...

[Wounded Bear]

8. We sure as hell won't vote for him...

[Pendrench]

9. Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade....