Aren't most of trump's magats in church at 9 in the morning on Sundays?

[FM123]

I was just thinking that a whole mess of them didn't even hear their dear leader's announcement this morning and didn't get to do their high fives and fist pumping in real time to his "major statement". I'm sure they'll see clips on their Fux news but certainly not the same impact...

[2naSalit]

1. Most likely, except...

they were attending the church of fuxnoose, so they were probably having the sex he was imagining.

[Cirque du So-What]

2. I'm sure a goodly number of them

believe god trusts them enough that their presence in a brick-and-mortar church isn't required on a regular basis.

[Ohiogal]

3. According to Hillbilly Elegy author J.D. Vance

They talk a big game about being Christian and Biblical morality, but hardly any of them attend church regularly.

[Backseat Driver]

4. Nah - their chapels all come equipped with 80" bigscreens

and sound systems, and there's always a spot saved in services for announcements.