How could he run down a tunnel if he was paralyzed?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

http://www.basnews.com/index.php/en/news/iraq/536804


Iraqi Intelligence Claims IS Leader al-Baghdadi “Paralyzed”
Basnews English 30/07/2019 - 11:38 Published in Iraq
Iraqi Intelligence Claims IS Leader al-Baghdadi “Paralyzed”


ERBIL — A senior commander for Iraq’s Intelligence Service claimed that Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the top leader of the Islamic State (IS), has suffered a crippling spinal injury and he is unable to walk.

In an interview with Iraqi al-Sabah newspaper, Commander of Hawk Unit of the Iraqi intelligence, Abu Ali Basari, said al-Baghdadi was severely injured in an airstrike in Syria during 2018.

He explained that the IS leader survived the airstrike which was carried out by the Iraqi air force, but the injuries paralyzed him with no ability to walk.

[Maeve]

1. And if he died before the troops got there, how could anyone know if he was "crying"?

Someone can't tell truth from fiction (at least, that seems to be the case!)

[irisblue]

5. A thought

The Military Canines do, run ahead of their handlers on occasion. A Military GoPro on the dog who was in the tunnel when he blew up his suicide vest seems possible to me.


I hope the dog is okay

[Laura PourMeADrink]

7. -45 insinuated he saw and heard him like watching a

movie.

[JHB]

19. Yeah, the one in his head where he's Rambo

[tblue37]

9. Trump creates fan fiction as we watch. nt

[diva77]

22. I wonder how he decides when to use helicopter noise for his fiction

no 'copters at today's press conf.

[Doodley]

2. Good point! Are you telling us that Trump lied? No way!

[dewsgirl]

3. I don't believe any of it.

[underpants]

4. Oh this is headed down PFC Jessica Lynch way

That story fell apart real quick like.

[malaise]

13. Faster thn the Jessica Lynch story

Watch this one - all fucking made up

[Pachamama]

6. How was he chased by canines (dogs) and then the dogs survived (one injured) yet the bodies of the

...children and Baghdadi were blown to bits and unidentifiable?



And how was he able to watch this as he says?

[Doodley]

8. He was actually watching a Steven Seagal movie!

[Baitball Blogger]

14. LOL!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

10. Yes. And how could they have immediately known it

was indeed him like -45 said. -45 said they had DNA.."too much of it". (Who says that? We had TOO much DNA?

[Kaleva]

11. We don't know if he actually was paralyzed.

[milestogo]

12. He couldn't walk, but he could run.

[underpants]

16. It's a Halloween miracle

Opposite of Michael Meyers.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

18. They did that on Get Smart once...

Maxwell Smart:
Leadside, you told me you couldn't walk!

Leadside:
No, I can't walk, but I can run.

Maxwell Smart:
But that's impossible.

Leadside:
No, the injury to my spine is a unique one. As long as I am moving with any velocity, I'm alright, but as soon as I stand still or try to walk, I collapse.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

20. Totally impressed you found that clip of Get Smart GNC!

[eleny]

15. Oops.

[Ms. Toad]

17. That was my very first thought. n/t

[UTUSN]

21. K&R