Florida Man arrested for sexual act with stuffed toy inside Target store.

[RandySF]

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One Pinellas County man’s love for “Frozen” ventured into the extreme.

Cody Meader, 20, was hit with a criminal mischief charge after allegedly getting a little too friendly with a “Frozen” stuffed toy.

Meader strolled into a Pinellas Park Target on Tuesday afternoon, authorities said. With lust in his eyes, he headed straight toward a display of Disney Frozen merchandise. The St. Petersburg resident surveyed his options before selecting a large stuffed Olaf the snowman.

“[Meader] then proceeded to lay it on the floor and ‘dry hump’ the item,” the arrest affidavit says.

The defilement of the animated character didn’t stop there.

“He ejaculated onto the merchandise before placing it back on display,” the affidavit continued.





https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article236652848.html#storylink=cpy

[Scurrilous]

1. It's the unrelenting heat!

High 80's every freaking day!

Can you blame someone for wanting to hump a snowman?

[TheBlackAdder]

30. That guy sounds like he was youthful and full of spunk.

💦

[Haggis for Breakfast]

32. "Full of spunk"

You MUST be British !!

[NCLefty]

34. It sounds like he was in his own unrelenting heat. :p

[jberryhill]

2. Abominable

[Brainfodder]

3. Another type of ASYLUM seeker?

Involuntary perhaps but.... he's earned it?



Does this count as the kind of story we need right now?

[Beakybird]

4. Their beanie baby will grow up without a father. Sad.

[NCLefty]

35. Bahaha!

[lillypaddle]

5. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[sakabatou]

26. My reaction too

[Kaleva]

6. I think this belongs in the Democratic Primaries (Forum). Florida being a battle ground state.

[Arkansas Granny]

7. And then repeated the performance with a unicorn. I hope he gets help.

[jpak]

8. THAT is how Florida Man is done

[paleotn]

9. Oh, FL man

Whenever I think “you can’t top that”.

[LisaL]

10. My feelings exactly.

You think it can't get any weirder than whatever Fl man did, but then it does.

[Shrike47]

11. New York man would have shown some sense and bought it first. Take it home, dude!

[Buns_of_Fire]

16. Or at least taken it out to a nice place for dinner. nt

[3catwoman3]

12. Activities such as this really shouldn't be called "having sex."

“Engages in public masturbation” would suffice.

[Midnight Writer]

13. The definition of "dry hump" needs to be reviewed, as well.

[yellowcanine]

15. Ya think? Nothing "dry" about that.

[Dagstead Bumwood]

25. Yeah, apparently he minsunderstood Elsa's advice

to "let it go."

[11 Bravo]

14. I just assumed it was Matt Gaetz.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

31. That was my first thought

He's the quintessential Florida man.

[jberryhill]

17. Christmas starts earlier each year

[TheFarseer]

18. Pottery Barn rules

You jizz on it, you bought it

[MagickMuffin]

19. My My what a guy

[Aristus]

22. There's a face that screams 'Incel'.

Dude, wash your hair. Shave the douchebeard. Learn some social skills, get your life together, and that special someone will enter your life sooner or later.

[LisaL]

23. He already has that special someone, a stuffed Olaf snowman.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

20. he was too poor to buy Olaf's silence

[Talitha]

21. At least he shot out something that didn't kill anyone.

Still though, what a creep.

[Sancho]

24. The Target pharmacy immediately offered Olaf the "day after" pill....

[Ferrets are Cool]

27. That's ONE way to get clicks

the "click" of handcuffs.

[Doodley]

28. My wife complained that our Olaf toy smelt like marzipan.

[Midnightwalk]

29. They kept yelling stop at me

And yeti persisted

[AnnieBW]

33. Do you wanna

hump a snowman?

[roamer65]

36. Imagine having to explain that one to your kids.

...or maybe one best not...