Where Is Mike Pence? What Is He Thinking Right Now?

[iloveObama12]

[Funtatlaguy]

1. Wondering if he can send all the gays to Ukraine.

And put Mother in charge of the exodus.
Putting bibles in every school instead of textbooks.
Declaring heterosexual married missionary position the only allowable sex.
Watching the Handmaids Tale for more great ideas.

[mopinko]

2. sitting on mother's lap, in the big rocking chair, sucking his thumb.

waving bye bye to his presidential aspirations in the bathroom.

[NCLefty]

3. "Forgive me, father, for I have supported an evil man... but I just super want to be president!"

[Marcuse]

4. Trump to GOP:" If you betray me, I won't go down alone. You'll have President Pelosi to deal with!"

[Buckeyeblue]

5. That wouldn't surprise me. He'll throw everyone under the bus.

The problem is that he lies about everything. So no one will believe him, even if he is telling the truth.

[Xolodno]

6. Buying a measuring tape....

...checking out color schemes, etc.

I know many here have wishful beliefs, if not out right delusion that Pence will go down with Trump. That's not going to happen. There is no major investigation against him, only Trump. And the Senate, just maybe, and its a fat chance...willing to remove Trump, but they won't remove Pence. They went into this thinking Pence would be Trump's handler.....only turns out, you can't control Trump.

[Demovictory9]

7. trump about to lose his upper teeth there

[Hekate]

8. Sitting very quietly in a dark room praying we don't notice he's up to his neck in Trump's scandals