Princess Ivanka weighs in on impeachment: "Some things never change, dad!"

[Miles Archer]

Ivanka Trump
@IvankaTrump

“…surrounded by enemies and spies catching and perverting every word that falls from my lips or flows from my pen, and inventing where facts fail them.” -Thomas Jefferson’s reflections on Washington, D.C. in a letter to his daughter Martha.
Some things never change, dad!

11:34 AM · Oct 31, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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[handmade34]

1. ...

[Sugar Smack]

10. That is totally, but exactly what I said, too!

[gratuitous]

2. Don't give up your day job, princess (whatever that is)

Comedy isn't really your metier.

[Sugar Smack]

11. It's yours!

Excuse me while I mop off the table.

[gab13by13]

3. I think she means like grifters grifting.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

4. Squirm, Ivanka, squirm.

[Corgigal]

5. Make sure

she stays on the top line for the will reading.

[Beringia]

6. Case study in parent worship

[dem4decades]

7. Yep, once a crook, always a crook.

[MontanaMama]

8. She actually believes this. EOM.

[dewsgirl]

9. 🙄

[smirkymonkey]

12. Oh, FFS! Are you actually comparing your buffoon of a father to Thomas Jefferson now?

Are you afraid of going to prison Ivanka? Because you should be. You and your entire, corrupt, grifting family's crime spree is about to come to an ugly, abrupt end.

[MoonRiver]

13. Securing that inheritance, if there's any left after Chump's legal fees.

[Retrograde]

14. Yeah, remind people you got your position via nepotism

Who dug up this quote for her?

[lunatica]

15. I wonder who looked that up for her

[EleanorR]

16. "Shall any man be above Justice?...

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[maxrandb]

17. Sigh.... again posting my response to everything ivanka

This is evidence that America...and possibly the entire fucking world has not only crashed through the Looking Glass, but we are now using the broken shards to slit our fucking wrists.

Every fiber of my being, from the deepest depths of my soul, to the tips of my male nipples in the frozen-food section at Harris Teeter, knows with a crystalline, pure spar certainty, that I should NOT BE REQUIRED to give ONE-FUCK what this soulless, hell spawn "Netherworld Barbie" has to say about fucking anything!

My intellect, my psyche, my conscience, my decency and grace...all tell me that I shouldn't even be required to know who in the fuck these people are.

I know that these lifeless, grifting, vapid, empty vessels deserve NOT ONE NANO-SECOND of my serious thoughts.

These spray-on-tan, Loreal of Bakersfield plastic, Axe-Body Spray wearing morons SHOULD BE THE MOST FUCKING INSIGNIFICANT PEOPLE WE EVER ENCOUNTER.

Their impact on our lives should have the same effect of a fucking gnat blocking the path of a charging rhino.

I will NEVER forgive fucking Donnie Shit for Brains voting morons for requiring me to take seriously, A FUCKING BUNCH OF IGNORANT FUCKSTICKS that should NEVER be taken seriously.

This fucking family and their supporters, are like dog-shit stuck in the grooves of your tennis shoes.

[Maru Kitteh]

18. Oh, so now he's "Dad."

Somebody please tell me again why I'm going to work tonight so I can pay taxes to help pay to support this asshole PRINCESS?