I'm just gonna award the rest of this week's Internet to Andrew Cuomo...

[Miles Archer]

President Donald Trump has officially filed paperwork claiming to be resident of Florida, according to a bombshell report that broke on Halloween evening.

Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) ridiculed Trump for the move.

“Good riddance,” Cuomo said.

“It’s not like Mr. Trump paid taxes here anyway,” he continued.

“He’s all yours, Florida,” Cuomo added.

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/10/hes-all-yours-florida-new-york-governor-wallops-trump-for-moving-to-mar-a-lago/

[roamer65]

1. Next Dump address change.

Moscow, Russian Federation.

[volstork]

13. Fingers crossed for Leavenworth.

Sorry, Kansas. (Not sorry)

[roamer65]

14. Aim high.

[GoCubsGo]

27. I'm hoping for Colorado, myself.

Specifically, Florence. More specifically, ADX Florence.

[2naSalit]

30. +1

[soldierant]

59. Some of us WERE hoping

for Rikers Island.

[Stallion]

2. Is He Pouting About His Tax Returns

what's his angle

[brush]

6. Probably trying to avoid prosecution by the NY AG. It won't work.

[blm]

11. Florida has non-forfeiture of primary residence protection.

NY does not.

[brush]

15. trump has many properties in NY, and has committed many crimes.

There is much for the AG to dig into.

[blm]

17. Yup. This is his way of keeping, at least, Mar a Lago.

[brush]

20. Guess he values Mar-a-lago over trump Tower in Manhattan.

Makes some sense though as that skyrise doesn't even have smoke alarms He finageled/grandfathered a way under the NYC law at the time to not build them in.

Now he's too cheap to retro-fit them as it would cost hundreds of million to install them now.

I wonder how the people who shelled out big bucks to buy a place there feel? Can't imagine living on a high floor in that building knowing there are no smoke alarms in your place because trump is too cheap to put them in. Also to know what happened on 9/11 at the World Trade Center—not to mention your property value has decreased significantly because of that.

trump is just an all-around shyster.

[blm]

41. NY allows forfeiture of primary residence.

He’d lose all of it if he stays in NY, including Mar a Lago which would not be his primary residence.

He knows he’s going down.

[erronis]

21. Wonder how long his aging arm candy will hang in there.. Unless Uncle Vlad tells her to.

Probably not much use having a cohabiting spy once the mark is OoO (Out Of Office).

Maybe she can flaunt her enhanced kidneys in some dive bar.

[TheCowsCameHome]

25. Plus it's a long way from Canada

[brush]

58. Oh you are naughty...and probably right.

[Eyeball_Kid]

51. There's no escaping RICO. n/t

[Marcuse]

19. That's why OJ lives there.

[not fooled]

36. Can you count a private club as a primary residence?

Just curious.

[spanone]

3. Ouch!

[Kaleva]

4. Trump looks like he just came back from a taxidermist.

[7wo7rees]

16. Ha!

Or from Airplane!

[FoxNewsSucks]

37. He's trying to hold in the diarrhea, his Depends are already full.

[kysrsoze]

5. Florida Man

[CottonBear]

8. That's fucking hilarious!

😂

[BeyondGeography]

54. President Florida Man

Running with that.

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. What if they don't want him?

[tavernier]

42. WE DON'T!!!!!

[Pacifist Patriot]

44. x a billion!

[Miles Archer]

46. I saw a tweet this morning...

...it was from someone slamming Trump, and I checked their profile, in which they described themselves as a "proud Floridian."

I immediately wondered how the average proud Floridian, with no interest in being on "the Trump train." felt about this cancer, this pox. now being linked with their state.

Mar-A-Lago is IN Florida, but I have never defined the state by that one piece of real estate.

It's pretty well known that, while Trump Tower is in New York, the average New Yorker despises him. I've read about all of the possible reasons for his "relocation," and even if the SDNY wasn't ready to take him down, there's no way in hell that he'd be "welcome" back there at the end of this.

Sorry, Florida...you don't deserve this at all.

[csziggy]

47. THIS Floridian certainly does not want him in my state!

At least he is about as far from where I live as possible in Florida. I am in deep blue Leon County, way up in the north part of Florida.

I bet that within a short time after he moves here, many Floirdians will also detest him once they get to know him. Maybe he can destroy the Florida Republican Party the same way he seems to be destroying the national party.

[DENVERPOPS]

53. Put all the contractors on red alert

Contractors or anyone down there having business dealings with Trump: GET THE MONEY UP FRONT..............

[llmart]

9. That's his "constipated" face.

Poor Florida.

[catbyte]

10. Does he think that New York won't be able to go after him if he's a resident of Florida?

That thing is probably just that stupid--and desperate. In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny,

[whopis01]

12. They can't seize his primary residence in Florida though.

It is why OJ Simpson moved to Florida.

[BigmanPigman]

35. Ah ha! That IS his reason.

I knew there was a good, crooked reason for the move....$$$$$$$.

[Eyeball_Kid]

52. RICO penalties will eat him up. He'll be lucky to own a tent when all is said and done.

This time, prosecutors won't look the other way when they address money laundering and fraud. Trumpy's reputation as a criminal, not his social status, will precede him wherever he goes.

Right now, it's been reported that Trumpy is doing all he can to pay off the interest on his huge loans, no less the principle. When his assets get confiscated through RICO and other penalties, he'll be back in bankruptcy court, but that won't save him this time.

[BigmanPigman]

56. Good!

I do NOT want him to get away with a single cent. I hope his family is also in the same boat.

[lostnfound]

55. Won't be able to release his 2020 tax return? Nt

[IronLionZion]

18. He should retire and move there

I'm sure NY doesn't want him back. DC doesn't want him here and even booed him at a world series game.

[Fritz Walter]

23. Not so fast!

First, we need to plant 30-50 wind turbines in the waters just off-shore from his new abode.
Anybody know how to get FPL to add this renewable energy source to their grid?

[dweller]

22. feed him to the sharks

or
the rising tides... with sharks

✌🏼

[SergeStorms]

32. Sharknado!

Let's all pray/meditate/hope that the dreaded 'Sharknado' hits Mar-ma-lado.

[Cha]

39. Gators!

[SayItLoud]

24. In addition to the tax and home protection offered

by the state; you can be assured the "follow the money" trail has deep long tentacles into Florida. With shills like DeSantis, BJ Bondi (ex AG), Gantz, Scott, Rubio...etc etc. he wants judges and courts stacked on his behalf and mouthpieces to scream fake Money Laundering, bribery and all the rest of the tRUMPCrimeFamily endeavors embedded in Flori-Duh.

[Miles Archer]

28. I read something a couple of days ago about Bondi being considered for...

...Trump's "rapid response" impeachment team.

Even though he claims "there is no team, I'm the team."

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. The ultimate Florida Man!

[Alliepoo]

29. Sooooo-I think it might've been Marcy Wheeler-

On Twitter that floated the idea that he might be doing it in order to be able to put a New Yorker on the ticket with him for 2020- perhaps Princess Plastic Barbie??

[radical noodle]

31. We don't want him

but I imagine it's the swamps that attract him. Also no state income tax here.

[tavernier]

43. We sure don't.

Or his ugly kids.

[Scurrilous]

33. ...

[SCantiGOP]

34. So, did Trump self-deport?

[Cha]

38. BooHOO. New York doesn't suffer

Fools! Too bad Florida has a majority that does.

I like Florida.. my sister and her family live there and friends.. but we all know the government sucks.

Thank you, Gov Cuomo!

[roamer65]

40. When Dump is dead, I suggest they install a urinal for a headstone.

It will make it easier for the millions who want to piss on his grave.

It should flush, 2. Right into the damn casket.

[Phoenix61]

45. He's expecting DeSantis to cover for him.

I don’t see that happening. Once Twitler is out of office he won’t be worth anything to anyone.

[lark]

48. Damn him to hell and back, get the fuck out of my state.

Goddamn cheapskate. I'll be happy when he loses his resorts (and home) in So. FL. to the rising waters from climate change.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

49. Can us Floridians have him sent back to New York for insufficent postage?

I'm pretty sure he weighs more than the 237 pounds he claims he weighs.

[MasonDreams]

50. Maybe Scarface will introduce him to his little friend.

[StClone]

57. Just want to know why NY couldn't nail this Con

So he couldn't be unleashed on the Nation. He had abused everyone and everything in NY so why couldn't they stop his criminality?

[MasonDreams]

60. Not in my backyard !!! I live in Washington State and that is too close.

Maybe Guantanamo?