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milestogo

(16,829 posts)
Thu Oct 31, 2019, 09:27 PM Oct 2019

To control abortion we should start monitoring the ejaculation frequency of conservative men.

Here's my reasoning... every ejaculation potentially leads to an abortion. We need to start keeping an excel spreadsheet of this phenomenon so that any potential pregnancy can be traced back to the source, and the source charged with appropriate crimes.

We could use something like the ankle bracelet that people wear when they are on house arrest. A penis bracelet. All penises should be on house arrest. Its the responsible thing to do. Its a moral obligation.





I'm just fuming about men who use their power to regulate women's bodies.

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To control abortion we should start monitoring the ejaculation frequency of conservative men. (Original Post) milestogo Oct 2019 OP
Cash for vasectomies. roamer65 Oct 2019 #1
We can make a law that to reproduce you have to have Eliot Rosewater Oct 2019 #2
What about all the ejaculations that take place far from any wombs though. Croney Oct 2019 #3
Who said its a penalty? milestogo Oct 2019 #5
What about gay penises? roamer65 Oct 2019 #4
They should still be on house arrest, should they unexpectedly change teams after conversion therapy milestogo Oct 2019 #7
U were reading my mind on the Penis bracelet thing. roamer65 Oct 2019 #9
Conservative men will find themselves liking the penis bracelet milestogo Oct 2019 #10
Kinks tested Midnightwalk Oct 2019 #14
Lmao. roamer65 Oct 2019 #16
Lol MLAA Oct 2019 #15
This SO deserves its own meme. blm Oct 2019 #6
I was just telling my hubby, Corgigal Oct 2019 #8
Heh. I'm with her blm Oct 2019 #11
Great idea! Delmette2.0 Oct 2019 #13
I've been fuming today that Viagra is covered but my mother's badly needed hearing aids aren't. JudyM Oct 2019 #12
The reasoning goes like this: milestogo Nov 2019 #19
Likely true! JudyM Nov 2019 #21
Senator Harris to Kavanaugh: Can you think of any laws that give the government ... RestoreAmerica2020 Nov 2019 #17
Investigate them for child rape. Every one of them. Buzz cook Nov 2019 #18
So many of them can't get it up, though. Mc Mike Nov 2019 #20
Which should be televised. milestogo Nov 2019 #22
Recipients in stocks, shot from the front, facing the Jumbotron, Mc Mike Nov 2019 #23
Here is support for your idea! csziggy Nov 2019 #24

roamer65

(36,745 posts)
1. Cash for vasectomies.
Thu Oct 31, 2019, 09:29 PM
Oct 2019

Great way to prevent abortions and promote population reduction.

Snip, snip...cha Ching.

Eliot Rosewater

(31,109 posts)
2. We can make a law that to reproduce you have to have
Thu Oct 31, 2019, 09:33 PM
Oct 2019

a. A heart

b. an IQ over 50

problem solved

Watching Rachel right now makes me angrier than I have ever been

Watching that bow tie wearing PUNK ass CHILD with the maturity of a 9 yr old DECIDING what women can do,,,

Nope, time we DO SOMETHING

Did you all know AG Barr is one of these children? Thinks women have no rights and GOD is in charge? fucking child

Croney

(4,657 posts)
3. What about all the ejaculations that take place far from any wombs though.
Thu Oct 31, 2019, 09:34 PM
Oct 2019

Not fair to penalize those penises.

milestogo

(16,829 posts)
5. Who said its a penalty?
Thu Oct 31, 2019, 09:38 PM
Oct 2019

Female patients who find out that a public official is sticking his nose into their menstrual cycle are grateful for the paternalism. Its being a good Handmaid.

milestogo

(16,829 posts)
7. They should still be on house arrest, should they unexpectedly change teams after conversion therapy
Thu Oct 31, 2019, 09:42 PM
Oct 2019


Perhaps some would find the house arrest idea stimulating.

milestogo

(16,829 posts)
10. Conservative men will find themselves liking the penis bracelet
Thu Oct 31, 2019, 09:51 PM
Oct 2019

without having to own the reason why.

Edited to add: We could call it the Pence bracelet...

Corgigal

(9,291 posts)
8. I was just telling my hubby,
Thu Oct 31, 2019, 09:42 PM
Oct 2019

that women need to start a only female mafia. We go after pedophiles, men who traffic women, and men who can’t stop bothering women on how their female bodies work.

I have a part two to this...but, I won’t print it. It wouldn’t take long for them to fear us.

milestogo

(16,829 posts)
19. The reasoning goes like this:
Fri Nov 1, 2019, 07:36 AM
Nov 2019

She can have sex without a hearing aid, but he can't have sex without viagra.

RestoreAmerica2020

(3,435 posts)
17. Senator Harris to Kavanaugh: Can you think of any laws that give the government ...
Fri Nov 1, 2019, 12:18 AM
Nov 2019

the power to make decisions about the male body? This how you deal with chauvenistic, mysogynistic ass%$@s-- call them out, put them on the spot, point out the obvious; and, by establishing laws that protect women. Harris had him babbling like the odious fool that he is.


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Buzz cook

(2,471 posts)
18. Investigate them for child rape. Every one of them.
Fri Nov 1, 2019, 01:14 AM
Nov 2019

The probable cause is that the more strongly a conservative is against abortion, the more likely they are a sex offender. The more vehemently against women's and LGBTQ rights they are the more likely they are a child rapist.

Mc Mike

(9,114 posts)
23. Recipients in stocks, shot from the front, facing the Jumbotron,
Fri Nov 1, 2019, 12:25 PM
Nov 2019

which is broadcasting their reaction vid, which they have to watch.

A cross between Clockwork Orange and Rump World Series.

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
24. Here is support for your idea!
Fri Nov 1, 2019, 02:08 PM
Nov 2019
Men Cause 100% of Unwanted Pregnancies
Our conversation about abortion places the burden of responsibility on women. I argue men are the root cause.
Gabrielle Blair
Sep 24, 2018

As a mother of six and a Mormon, I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and otherwise. When I hear men discussing women’s reproductive rights, I’m often left with the thought that they have zero interest in stopping abortion.

If you want to prevent abortion, you need to prevent unwanted pregnancies. Men seem unable (or unwilling) to admit that they cause 100% of them.

<SNIP>

As a mother of six and a Mormon, I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and otherwise. When I hear men discussing women’s reproductive rights, I’m often left with the thought that they have zero interest in stopping abortion.

If you want to prevent abortion, you need to prevent unwanted pregnancies. Men seem unable (or unwilling) to admit that they cause 100% of them.

More: https://humanparts.medium.com/men-cause-100-of-unwanted-pregnancies-eb0e8288a7e5


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