Matthew Dowd on Matt Gaetz

[Norbert]

Link to tweet

Ouch.

[hlthe2b]

1. I needed a chuckle. Even better if it is a surgically precise, yet truthful snark aimed at Gaetz.

[BootinUp]

2. Heh!

[dewsgirl]

3. A little bit ago he asked for the Parkland fathers to be removed

from a hearing he was involved in. What a huge POS he is.💩

[kentuck]

4. I had not seen this one!

[tenderfoot]

5. Of all the never Trumper's - he's the most likeable

There are many things I probably disagree with Matthew Dowd about but for the most part, I think he's genuinely a decent human being.

[AJT]

6. Oh, that hurts so good.

[Midnightwalk]

7. Wait a second - nsfw maybe

He uses his head as a butt plug. Does that count as a tool?

[Fritz Walter]

8. It may not fit

Going out on a limb, I think there might be a size issue here.

Hey, you opened the door...

[Midnightwalk]

9. It clearly fits

He’s been walking around with his head up his ass for years. It might be a medical miracle but it fits.

Happy Friday

[CaptYossarian]

11. I thought it was a space issue.

He has to fight off Hannity, Pence, Graham and Judge Pirro.

[Wounded Bear]

10. Ok, that got a chuckle...

[keithbvadu2]

12. Gaetz plagiarizes selectively. - I just start kissing -- (Cartoon)

Gaetz plagiarizes selectively.

“I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women — I just start kissing them, it’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything," he said in the 2005 conversation. "Grab 'em by the pussy."

[Blue Owl]

13. But the rustiest tool in the shed? Maybe not so much...

n/t

[TlalocW]

14. That's the thing is that tools ARE useful

But calling someone a tool means they're useless idiots. It's like how calling someone Einstein means you think they're a moron.

Matt Gaetz is the Einstein of tools.

TlalocW

[BlueJac]

15. K&R