"You can always huff gas fumes in a pinch." . . . Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!!

[skip fox]

Rush (Traitor-to-human-consciousness) Limbaugh is saying: "So what if there was a quid pro quo? . . . Finding out about Biden's corruption and keeping him from winning the presidency is a civic duty. . . . Instead of impeaching Trump, if the Congress was doing its duty, it would be awarding him metals for heroism. . . . After all he was attempting to expose a criminal in the face of withering fire from a hostile press. . . . That should be obvious!"

[Backseat Driver]

1. Ewwww...don't make me do it! Sorry OP

[underpants]

2. Look folks, it's simple. You have to use all the tools you have. And let me tell you, I'm a big tool

[dem4decades]

3. This is a photo of Rush, not a photo copy of your bare ass sitting on the copier.

In case you were wondering.

[albacore]

4. Did he actually say that?

If so, I intend to use that elsewhere, but I can't find it. If you say it happened, I'll accept that...or a citation...
It certainly sounds like that junkie gasbag.

[skip fox]

5. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subjects' stupidity, cupidity, avarice, etc. for satiric purposes. In this case, this is what he might actually say if he thought he could get away with it. (In fact, he may come to this but hasn't yet.)

[albacore]

6. Thanks... nt

[skip fox]

7. R.L. continues:

"And remember, he still gets top kill one schmuck on Fifth Avenue.